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"Shut up, Holmes." by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Jude!Watson's so sick and tired of RDJ!Holmes' chatter and violin playing that he finally snaps, tricking him into his handcuffs then gagging him. Once he has his attention, he explains why he's doing this and threatens to shove his violin bow where the sun don't shine.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A crown for you by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson happily putting a flower crown on Holmes' head.
Holmes can be happy or grumpy about it...personally I think grumpy would be cuter!

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Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Few Months Prior by quil_linked Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Art for Until The Sun Sets.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Until the Sun Sets
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


A seaside Holiday by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Any 'verse.

Watson is fed up with London and Holmes can't find a case that will keep him busy for longer than five minutes. So Watson books a holiday at the seaside.

It's a disaster from start to finish, of course -- Holmes can't swim as well as he thinks he can, they get sunburned (if that is possible in England), and Holmes gets himself enmeshed in solving the Case of the Dead Seagull.

Cue Watson being delightfully exasperated. "I JUST WANTED A BLOODY HOLIDAY! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO SODDING WELL ASK?"
Categories: Fiction, Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: So... Rethinking some scenes of GoS and it's bringing out my dark side. Can I get some bound&gagged!Holmes/Moriarty?
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, NonCon, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2012 Updated: 14 Feb 2012


Absinthe by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had fic with absinthe yet? Cause if not, we need to rectify this egregious sitch IMMEDIATELY, my bunnies. Substance-abuse!kink ahoy!

Holmes would prolly drink that shit like water and have a micky in his boot for all opportunities. Watson is quietly irked, but occasionally Holmes convinces him into an absinthe-evening at home.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Alchemists by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt Is: Choose one (or more! more is good!) of the following quotes, write something inspired/using it.

1)"I never saw the way you sacrificed, nor did I know the price you paid"

2)There are too kinds of anger - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the man in the supermarket that screams at the cashier for not taking his coupons. Implosive is the cashier, who sits there day... after day... and then one day, shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier.

3)Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

(Also; I'd like to add that I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! MEME, YOU ROCK! (CAPTCHA agrees: experts whizzing (around?)))
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


An Icy Treat by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes deepthroating a popsicle in front of Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: http://xkcd.com/1002/

Sherlock is an android specifically built to win at one of the last two games.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2012 Updated: 05 Feb 2012


Anita Black mythology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Anita Blake mythology crossover!

Mycroft Holmes could only be a Master Vampire. And it would be awesome if he were a vampire of Belle Morte's line (they feed on sexual energy).


Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Apple peels by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Apple peels by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Have you ever seen Lestrade in a fanart? Yeah, me neither.

Lestrade and Clarky, maybe? It'd be ever so sweet.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Artistic Talent by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like to see fanart of how Watson would draw Holmes and vice versa.

Maybe they do very badly, maybe they do very well (Holmes does come from an artists family, and doctors need to do an astonishing amount of drawing in anatomy classes), but I wanna see how they look to each other.

It could be that one draws the other while he's sleeping, or maybe just doodling it on the back of an envelope by memory while bored, or with a willing nude model la "Titanic".
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Bamfy Ducklings by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets Holmes pregnant. He lays eggs. Ducklings hatch. That said I demand art of BAMFY ducklings with bowler hats and moustaches perambulating behind Holmes...

Bamfy Ducks Perambulating Behind Holmes
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes and his ducklings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Barter System by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OT4 SHARING CLOTHES.
Holmes steals from Watson who borrows from Mary who borrows from Irene who steals from Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Basil tops. by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Illustration to go with Quamquam20's "Bed Intruder"
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bathtub angst by reasonabsurd Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have been craving '09 Holmes and Watson fully-clothed in a bath, Watson under/holding Holmes who's having some sort of emotional turmoil/breakdown (up to writer).

Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


BBC CukeBoys by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock & John as VeggieTales cucumbers. IDEK Don't ask...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different from Girls.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011