The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Stories
Summary: Adorable!podgey!Holmes all self-conscious and annoyed at his lack of control over his body, and Watson being very appreciative of Holmes's... curves...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Immaculately proper Mycroft Holmes bent over his immaculately tidy desk, being shagged into next week and loving it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Small Man, Big Times by Anon Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lestrade is dragged off and tortured by his captors. By the time his fellow Yarders are able to find an rescue him, the good Inspector is badly hurt and positively terrified.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Bradstreet, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, John Watson
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging, Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


Summary:

Sherlock is annoying and insulting John as usual, and John decides it's time he fought back, physically. Somewhere in the middle of this scuffle, John finds out something glorious.

Sherlock is extremely ticklish, and hell yes John's going to take advantage of it.

John then begins tickling the crap out of Sherlock whenever Sherlock is annoying, because it makes the detective shut up. Plus making Sherlock writhe helplessly is rather...enjoyable.

Bonus points if at some point Lestrade is a witness.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Just... 

...use that line. 
Holmes/Watson bitte!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


"Rude" and "Shush!" by Anon Rated: Gen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The 5 times that Holmes slept where he shouldn't have done and the 1 time he was fine (blatantly Watson's bed :D), or however many times people want to do, sleepy!holmes is so sweet (:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Movie line prompt: "Get that thing out of my face" only with penis.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I would like Irene, handcuffed to the bed. Brought to the brink by Holmes, only to have him leave the room for tobacco, a case, ninja!attack!, whatever really. She's stuck there for awhile, naked (a reverse of what happened in the movie), only to have him come back with roses and strawberries. Which are used in fun, sexy ways (LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS WITH THIS PAIR. THEY DON'T DO TEA PARTIES) before THE FUCKITY-FUCK (I love that phrase).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt quote: ''What would you like me to make him say next.''
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


3,600 by ljghunter Rated: PORN [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I want to see a badass RDJ Holmes accosted or taken prisoner by a group of baddies and beaten up and rrrrraped. Maybe more than once. Maybe all the baddies have a go. Maybe Watson is forced to watch or maybe he comes to the rescue. Most important - Holmes doesn't turn into a slobbering wreck or anything, he remains his flippant and insulting self during the actual ordeal, if only as a defense mechanism against this degradation. And then Watson must heal him with smooches and stuff. Pls?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1927
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary:

Broken
Useless
Unwanted
Without
Meaning


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


5 times by Anon Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

5 times Holmes was an utter bastard but Watson still wished he was his and 1 time Holmes was still a bastard AND Watson's.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary:

5 times Holmes and Watson felt old and 1 time they felt like kids.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary:

 

Mary is a little disturbed when she first sees Holmes in a dress. Mostly because he has no fashion sense. She invites him over to apply make up on him properly and give him a more suitable dress.

Watson returns to see his wife with a semi-lovely woman by his side until he realizes it's Holmes.

Bonus points if sex happens... with Watson hiking up Holmes's skirt while thrusting into him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Aug 2012 Updated: 25 Aug 2012


Summary: The reason why Holmes was so relieved when Watson had ended up only with a scratch during their altercation with Killer Evans? Because that altercation had already happened months ago, the only difference is Watson had actually died. In the months leading to the actual canon, Holmes had been busy drawing up plans for time travel.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Well... Mary never existed, in fact she was Holmes in disguise. He and Watson needed a smokescreen.Then Holmes was divided between his detective work and his duties as a housewife, so he faked his death in Reichenbach and spent three years as Watson`s wife. When they are safe, "Mary" dies and Holmes returns.
(Give me angst,tell me about the sacrifices we do for love...happy end please!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Great Mouse Detective/The Rescuers anyone? Bonus points if the 09! Verse is mixed in. "WATSON? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TALKING RODENTS?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes goes steampunk.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: I'm halfway home now
half-hoping
for a showdown
'cause I'm not big enough to house this crowd
it might destroy me
but I'd sacrifice my body
if it meant I'd get the Jack part out

- Half Jack, The Dresden Dolls
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: How can I put this ... um, everyone farts -- even Queen Victoria. It's a slightly embarrassing though sometimes hilarious part of being human. What I want to know is how did it go with Holmes and Watson? Not details, obv, but ... etiquette, sharing rooms, becoming comfortable with each other. Does Watson have guilty army habits? Is Holmes indifferent to his body's activities? Do they chuckle about it? Studiously ignore Holmes's epic trouser-trump? What about train carriages, shared beds, in front of clients? When they're in a relationship? This must seem like the most peurile prompt ever, but it was just the most unglamorous, human, pointlessly trifling domestic detail that I could think of ... and I sort of want to see that stuff XD
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

You know that bit at the end of The Sign of Four...

This part: "H[olmes] took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. Then I seemed to be floated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound until I found myself in dreamland..."

I want to see him playing it the same way, except while riding Watson at the same time. Granada/ACD and as steamy as possible, please! ;)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary:

A STUDY IN PINK: No longer a misnomer. Everyone is fabulously, wonderfully GAAAAAAY



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Several prompts appeared at the requesting a continuation of the events at the gypsy camp. Two people asked for a first time fic, and one requested Watson not remember in the morning.

 

Spoilers: A Game of Shadows

 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drunkeness
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012