The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Stories
Conquest by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During hot, tender villain sex, Blackwood tells Coward his visions for when he rules England/the world. Mostly how he will crown Coward as his consort, and no one will be able jack shit about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Consequences by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

But of course Watson catches on. Of course he does. And he decides to teach Holmes a lesson about what happens to sly, manipulitive subs: Instead of spanking Holmes he ties him to the bed and punishes him by making him cum several times in a row. I want to see a really ruthless hand job with no let up at all and stroking the sensitive tender parts right from one orgasm into another with a begging, desperate, totally undone Holmes.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Handjob, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Desire
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Consumed by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson discovers he has TB. He starts an argument with Holmes and makes Holmes think he no longer cares. Then, he leaves.

Holmes doesn't believe any of what Watson said. He searches for watson and only finds him as he lay dying.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Contest by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty talking Holmes to orgasm. No physical contact - just lots and lots of mental stimulation.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jan 2012 Updated: 13 Jan 2012


Context by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly Hooper is an undercover assassin with amnesia. Unfortunately, her memories are beginning to surface she needs Sherlock's help to uncover her true past. During which, Molly seduces him and the 'real' Molly is in no way shy and retiring.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Conversation at Night by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Asexual Holmes asks sexual Watson what sexual people enjoy so much about the whole process.

Watson explains it to him as best he can. No sex. No demonstrations. Just a conversation.

Bonus points if Watson's explaining something and Holmes is all, "so it's kind of like us?" and Watson thinks about it for a while before being all, "Yes though I wouldn't go bragging about that around town..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Correspondence by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes during The Hiatus. He's not the happy nomad he later describes to Watson, but a miserable fugitive; starved, stoned and missing Watson insanely.
He takes a lover or two, but after he calls them "Watson!" one too many times, it's out on his butt again, to wander alone, ducking the air-guns and busking for supper."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Coughs and Colds by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick and trying (and failing miserably) to take care of each other.

Or just bitching incessantly (I'm sicker than you) at each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Country Holiday by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It seems to me that every time Watson insists that, for the good of Holmes's health, he must go on a holiday to the country...wherever they go there is murder and burglaries and, well, basically, a mystery for Holmes to solve.

So...Holmes is rather ill and run down. Watson takes him to the country. A case pops up. I'm really looking for one of two things:

1. Watson puts his foot down. He tracks down the miscreants himself or he locks Holmes in a room, or whatever but he is not going to let Holmes's rest and relaxation be ruined yet again.

2. Watson isn't able to stop him and Holmes's health is seriously effected; for once another case is NOT just the cure he was looking for to save him from his latest illness. It puts him seriously at risk.

So basically I want sick!Holmes with either a dose of silliness and humor or seriousness and hurt/comfort or some mix of all these things. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Nov 2011 Updated: 27 Nov 2011


Coward/Holmes by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Coward/Holmes : restraints, hard and fast, domination

Coward fucking Holmes in his office, handcuffs and all.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1635
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

Anon is under a great deal of stress right now. So, of course, Anon is reading a great deal of porn as a distraction from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life. Anon came across this doozy of a line describing the painfuly arroused state of a voyer: 

"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief." 

So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires. 


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Crossing the Stream by supermouse Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somehow- don't care how- Sherlock ends up in Lancre, meets Granny Weatherwax, and much sniping ensues.
Bonus points if Nanny Ogg flirts with John, and cookies if Human Greebo does.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Cruel & Unusual by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes' tormented body, just dressed with trousers, strapped down to a wooden chair and linked to a machine...

 

Co-authored by Quil_Linked


Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Gagging, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Apr 2011 Updated: 14 Apr 2011


Summary: Mary loves her husband. Very much. But he's not always around because he's with his friend, Holmes (be it that he's sexing up Holmes or just out on cases, whatever).

So she steps out. A lot. It's not anything with emotional attachment. She just wants some attention.

What she doesn't know is that Watson gets off on watching her with other men. He just loves knowing other men want her that badly. So much so that he arranges it that her liaisons are with a disguised Holmes and he can watch them together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Cupid. Mike. Cupid. by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mike Stamford is Cupid.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Curl up and dye by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock gets a short haircut. John reacts.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Cutie by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson/Holmes: Abducted!Watson refuses to give captors info on Holmes.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drowning, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2940
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Damage by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Kind of spoilers?


Since the surgery room, Holmes hasn't been able to play the violin.
I'd love some Holmes/Watson h/c.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jul 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2012


Damaged by marill_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Something happens where Holmes' is without air for an extended period (strangulation, drowning, whatever) and when he awakes he is, tragically, brain damaged. That brilliant mind is reduced to that of an ordinary 4 or 5 year old. Mary and Watson take him in. I know. I'm a sick puppy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is introduced to Dance Dance Revolution. I'm not sure how. I don't know why. He can be amazingly good or hilariously awful. Just please make it happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dark!Holmes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is in love with Holmes. One night he decides that Holmes deserves to know the truth and tells all. To his joy and surprise, Holmes reciprocates Watson's feelings. Holmes asks Watson to come with him to his bedroom. A short while after they've landed on the bed, Holmes says "Do it!" (or whatever else seems to fit). Watson doesn't think this sounds odd at all, given their current situation. But what he doesn't know is that what Holmes just said was a code for Lestrade and a pair of coppers, who emerge from Holmes's closet (or where ever they can hide) and arrest Watson. Turns out Holmes highly suspected Watson of being an invert, wanted to prove this to Lestrade and his men, and have him arrested. And he obviously doesn't love Watson in return. In fact, he's disgusted with Watson and also hates that he had to pretend to have feelings for him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dark!Watson enforced chastity by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Enforced chastity- Dark!Watson likes to keep Holmes's cock locked away all nice and neat when he's not playing with his pet. Chastity belt, gates of hell, that sort of thing. It's for his own good, really; If Holmes can't be trusted not to play with himself then Watson's going to have to make sure that getting hard really hurts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson fucks Holmes' left nostril
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson pulls out Holmes's pubic hair one by one with a tweezers.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has a biting!Kink. Holmes freaks out. 'Splaining leads to successfull!sexytimes.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011