The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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A Fine Mess by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'll give my heart to anyone who will write me a fill about Holmes bonding with puppy Gladstone, even though he doesn't like dogs (or is afraid of them, maybe?)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: So, way back on the original kinkmeme, I wrote a Sherlock Holmes/Dexter crossover with Watson as a conscientious sociopathic murderer.
Later, someone posted a request for some murder porn, and I decided to write a smutty sequel. Being the lazy asshole that I am, it took me about three months. (And I swear, I'll get back on the WIPs I've got eventually.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I have some fluffly BBC Mycroft/John pretty please? I'm not feeling porny today so... yeah, fluff :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like Holmes to accidentally kill some cute little animal (like a squirrel? idk Maybe Gladstone?) and feel really shitty about it. Like,he gives it a mini-funeral and stuff. Watson comforts him. Any universe!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: So, can we have Watson reach some goal in his writing career that makes him super happy - it doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, just something he's always wanted.

Holmes congratulates him. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A Glass Too Clear by sacred_chao Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is captured and injected with cocaine, far more than even he is used to. When Watson finds him, he's a quivering mess of addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


A Heart That Bends by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes had been kidnapped Lestrade and his men have given up their search, whilst Watson does not…and eventually he figures out where Holmes is
Watson finds Holmes, in a bloody heap; chained to a wall, body, possibly mind as well, broken.
I’d also like to read about the aftermath;how Holmes reacts to everyday living, after his ordeal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Rimbaud, Verlaine/Watson, Watson/Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A Kindly Whisper by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something that makes Watson whisper "Norbury" in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Lapse in Judgement by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes falls into a coma. Watson pronounces him dead and buries him alive.
Does Holmes have the benefit of being buried in a safety coffin?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Lazy Afternoon by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes are having a lazy afternoon at home, no cases, no patients, just a chance to catch up on some reading and sleep. Then they share a look across the room and sex ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary writes Holmes/Watson fanfic. Watson finds it and offers to be her beta.

"Really, darling, one should have copious amounts of lubrication before that act."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A litter of Two by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes ejaculates tiny kittens that he and Watson have to take care of as they grow.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson has been married for six months, and since then, he has gotten into hundreds of arguments with Mary concerning his feeling for Holmes. As a result, he has not visited Holmes once, attempting to hold together his "respectable life." Finally, he leaves, returning to Baker Street to beg Holmes to take him back.

Holmes says no.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


A Matter of Experience by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have become lovers and are a few weeks into it when Watson discovers that their first time together was Holmes' first time having sex, period. Watson, as usual, had no idea and wasn't exactly gentle during it. In fact, it was on the rough side, with Holmes on the bottom.

Cue surprise, guilt and Watson making it up to Holmes with sweet, soft nookie while Holmes is all "I don't see the big deal, BUT OKAY."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock. Watson. Trapped in some sort of blizzard. Cliche bodyheat sharing leads to sexyfuntimes FTW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Frottage, Hypothermia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Morning Encounter by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: You had to convert me to Holmes/Moriarty, didn't you? DAMN YOU, RAT_CHAN. DAMN YOU AND DAMN ORSON WELLES.

Yeah. Holmes. Moriarty. Gunplay. Roll with it people!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gunkink
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes likes Watson's chest hair. A. lot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson (or course)... this may sound odd, but lots of sexy tiems revolving around Watson's chest hair, I dunno, just sometime I'd like to see. Oh and lots of biting if you can fit it in. Maybe it's just me who thinks this...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


A One-time thing by koshartu Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has heard and/or deduced much about Watson's past... escapades.

He has also deduced a thing or two about the dear doctor's attraction to him. However, he comes to the conclusion that this is an undesirable state of affairs and should be gotten over at once so that things can go on as before.

So, Holmes decides to take action with a proposal to Watson:
Watson is welcome to soundly fuck him once and get this whole sexual tension thing out of his system.

But perhaps the great detective has underestimated one or both of their feelings?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


A Perfect Guest by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is a figment of Holmes' imagination, and Holmes knows it. When he tries to think him away, Watson refuses and then, one day, when he's talking to someone (Mycroft, Lestrade, etc.) They see him too. He becomes real.

Holmes/Watson. Victorian.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


A Powerful Personality by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is a kind, amiable sort of man, polite and patient to a fault. In bed, however, he goes completely wild: rough, domineering, possessive, curses like a sailor, etc.

Holmes is arrogant and bossy, the very picture of cool control in all situations. But when he gets really aroused, he melts into a panting, mewling sub, malleable and begging for more

Your job: write about the first time they have sex, and then describe how (pleasantly) surprised they both are to see their partner's secret side.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, D/s, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


A risky gamble by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In a fit of drunken gambling, Watson loses all his money, his watch, etc. until he's left with almost nothing. Desperate, he decides to wager Holmes' body, but loses the bet. The men he was gambling against want their winnings now.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Sable Silver'd by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So to make a long story short (too late) Holmes is showing signs of aging. Gray at the temples, gray stubble when he doesn't shave. Watson thinks it's sexy. Canon would be loved, but any verse is fine.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011