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Drag!watson by sleepwarfare Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So, one of Jude Law's first job was as a crossdresser in the Jeremy Brett version of Sherlock Holmes. This makes me really want Watson to have to cross dress for a case for some reason, and Holmesfinds that he rather likes it.

Bonus points for Watson being petulant about having to shave off his mustache.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1961
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Draining by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: He's been working on a tiring case for a while, and he's just going to push off his physical needs for a little while longer, he promises...
Then he goes to bed for a few hours and he wakes up half a day later.
Basically, I want a fic where he DOESN'T manage to put aside his physical needs for long enough, and has to try and solve the case despite being tired as fuck and incredibly fatigued.
Preferably something cute, not horribly depressing...? This prompt could go in a lot of ways and I'm prompting it because I need a pick-me-up over my shame about having crashed several WEEKS early (apparently working past a high fever leaves one a little tired out) and I need some catharsis and encouragement.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2013 Updated: 08 Mar 2013


Drastic Measures by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson. One of them is injured while working on a case (I'm partial to Sherlock Holmes being the injured party, but whichever you'd prefer), which leads to intense hurt/comfort, which leads eventually to a confession of love, which leads to, if you'll excuse my bluntness, sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Dread and Sherlock Holmes by jg5799 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock is gripped by fear during his encounter with the hound of Baskerville. He pursues a bewildered John to his hotel room and has aggressive sex with him - before being racked with guilt.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, D/s, DubCon, Fellatio, Frottage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Summary: John may or may not have travelled in time and met a man claiming to be Sherlock Holmes! Wackiness ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Drugged Tea by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I just really want Watson to get sick of Holmes being up at night and drug his tea.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Duet For Violin by sanguineheroine Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Violins

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Embrace by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes feeling extremely depressed/lonely and just wants to embrace Watson....but doesn't have a clue how to ask.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Emotional Bleeding by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Usually, Watson makes love to Holmes in a gentle, loving way. He is a considerate, if not protective, lover.
This changes whenever Holmes risks his own life, scaring Watson shitless. In those situations, Watson grabs his arm, brings him to the nearest surface available (or against a wall) and fucks him senseless, being careful not to hit his prostate, only for the purpose of hurting him as a punishment.
Holmes just endures the pain, waiting for the ordeal to end, because he knows he deserves it.

RDJ!Holmes please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Empathy by xero_sky Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As much as I don't believe he's even a sociopath, I'd love to read a fic where a villain tries to brutalise Sherlock into fear, only to have Sherlock, bloody from torture, calmly inform him that you can't frighten something that has no emotions.

I want an absolute monster!Sherlock scaring the living daylights out of whoever thought they were bad-ass enough to deal with the great Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Empty House angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I am in almost physical need of angst. 

Empy House. Watson does not forgive Holmes. He is deeply hurt by Holmes' apparent distrust and misuse of him. He lets Holmes know how much he has suffered, and how much more he suffers now. 

Watson is not moved by Holmes' shattered expression or pained eyes. He does not stop when Holmes yells for him to come back. 

Watson refuses to see Holmes, calls the police when he tries to break in. Ignores him. 

Holmes is broken by guilt.

And then, one day, Holmes sees Watson taking a stroll. He yells out. Watson turns, and runs towards Holmes....to push him out of the way of an oncoming cab.

Watson is either killed or permanently injured. Whether he forgives Holmes or not is up to the author.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Empty House Watson-Rage by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A different take on the Empty House - after waking up from passing out, Watson first listens quietly to Holmes's explanation, and then starts screaming at him about how Holmes is the cruelest, most heart-breakingly selfish person he has ever met. Does Holmes not realise that he can't just show up like that after all these years and act like everything's just a bloody joke and expect Watson to be happy about it, and how Watson has spent three years grieving for him, and has he no heart at all?


And Holmes standing stock still, frozen with shame and hurt, unable to even look at Watson for all the shame he feels for breaking his Watson's heart like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


End Days by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is kidnapped by Moriarity or even just other criminals and is majorly tortured/raped/etc but then released or found by Sherlock. Commence Sherlock/Lestrade angst and healing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Enticing by Feralious Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson covers Holmes in ice cream and licks it off
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Foodplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Mar 2012 Updated: 24 Mar 2012


Envoi by cj_ludd18 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have a fluffy, hurt and comforty retirement fic, please?
It raining constantly, and I want to read something quiet, sad and philosphical.

Please incorporate this somehow:
"The friends of Mr. Sherlock Holmes will be glad to learn that he is still alive and well, though somewhat crippled by occasional attacks of rheumatism.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by chemikalien Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

anon is slightly embarrassed to have known that already anyway


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 102
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Evening on the Ground by noblefish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: From Iron & Wine's "Evening on the Ground (Lilith's Song)"

"We were born to fuck each other
one way or another"

Everything is open to the writer. Pairing, kink, whatevs. I just love the line and think it needs a fic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Every twenty minutes a child grows a moustache.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes develops paranoid schizophrenia.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes working out on paper the reasoning behind his notion of himself and Watson as 'friends' and the possibility of becoming 'lovers'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Exchanging Words by catalpa_janson Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson.

Leaving cute little notes for each other. In pockets, inbetween the strings on the violin, slipped into a book, wherever.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Exotic Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The magical fruit of this kink is an orange. Oranges are reeaaaally funny to me. I see one and I burst out laughing. I kid you not. At Walmart, the grocery store, I will be doubled over in the aisles if I see that spunky bright little demon. I can't explain it, it creeps me out as well, but I think I may have found a remedy.

I request a fic (Or art, your pick) where either Watson or Holmes eats this devious little fruit. The other sees it and is instantly mesmerized by the way his lips, tongue, teeth, etc. work at that slutty little orange. Juice running down chin, tongue moving in unnecessarily dramatic fashions, said other getting OBVIOUS HARD-ON, take it where you will, anon.

I want to make it so next time I go to the store and see an orange I will jizz in my pants instead of laugh. CURE ME, ANON!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Expecting by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Guy Ritchie verse (aka Robert Downey Jr version) Holmes to be pregnant with a daughter, and he's falling so in love with his unborn child that he speaks to her often, even singing to her in French when she keeps kicking him in his sleep.

Watson is the loving, doting father. He does whatever he can to keep Holmes happy. Perhaps Holmes becomes worried about whether or not their daughter will survive the birth and Watson comforts him with touches, kisses, belly rubs, you name it.

And when the baby is born (they name her Nina, and she has Holmes' tan skin, and dark brown hair and eyes) Holmes discovers the joy of suckling her, even though he feels a twinge of sadness that she is no longer safe inside his womb...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Summary:

Experienced!Watson; inexperienced!Holmes. But Holmes is oh so eager. Desperately so. I don't want to be too prescriptive for any possible writer, but there are bonus points available for urgent frotting and one whole internet for whosoever makes Homes come in his pants.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011