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Gladstone by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Gladstone is not a real dog. Gladstone is Holmes' puppyplay name.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Puppyplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Glimpse by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes walks around in a dressing gown with nothing underneath. Watson is bothered.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Go On by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can someone write a Holmes/Watson, Moriarty/Moran fic with parallel events? It works like this:

H/W love declaration vs. M/M love declaration
H/W first kiss vs. M/M first kiss
and so on...

And the stories are always quite similar, only M/M is more evil (or was that more fluffy?) in its execution.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: SUMMER CAMP AU.

Holmes and Watson are camp counselors. For some Irregular kids!

"Holmes, what the fuck are you doing it's curfew... Are those my swimming trunks? HOLMES!"

and

"I don't WANT to eat oatmeal."
"Holmes, you haven't eaten a damn thing today..."
*Holmes leers*
"Well, yes, aside from *coughs* that. And that doesn't count as breakfast."

(in a low voice) "Well, it is white, and thick... hmm... I think I may have discovered Cook's secret ingredient in our breakfast."

"...You are going to make me sick. You're not human."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Good Reason by e_p_kitty Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson discovers OLD scars on Holmes...one's he's never noticed before.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes deduces his brand new roommate John Watson is severely depressed and bordering on suicide so he dazzles him with deductions, encourages him, takes him to work with him and gently urges Watson back to health without him realizing it, purely from the goodness of his heart.

Years later, after a huge pissy fight with Holmes, Watson finally figures it out. And is appropriately gobsmacked and grateful. Sexily grateful is fine too.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Goodbye by luna_moonsilver Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Night before Waston moves out Holmes jumps him. Somewhere in the haze of dry humping and frantic undressing Watson tells Holmes to stop. Then, much to Watson's surprise, Holmes stops, rolls off him and stands and looks down at Watson on the floor with his shirt half unbuttoned and his pants down and his penis expressing very hard evidence that it was interested in the previous course of action. Cue Watson being too stubborn to admit he was sooooooo looking forward to their inevitable final fuck which he clearly expected to be able to protest to throughout and Holmes being all nonchalant about the fact that he KNOWS Watson wants him bad. Watson stubbornly jerks off. Holmes watches calmly. 

TL;DR: Watson isn't going to get the desperate goodbye fuck he had been fantasizing about.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1448
[Report This] Published: 24 Jun 2011 Updated: 24 Jun 2011


Gratification by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty has more than one reason for torturing Holmes... He's been waiting for the day he could have him right where he wants him. Completely defenseless. Crying out in pain. Moriarty takes advantage of this moment to pleasure himself to the sounds of his nemesis screaming and writhing while tugging at him and playing in his wound.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Aug 2012 Updated: 11 Aug 2012


Gravid by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes pregnant after a threesome with a tentacle beast and Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality, Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Great Minds by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes encounters Basil.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Greater Purpose by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins scenario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson has a cat. Greebo. Holmes does not like him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson and Lestrade got lost in the moor (they've got to investigate to discover who helped Selden's escape).
Gregson winds up in it the quicksands and Lestrade has to save him. Then they repair in the same ruin where Holmes was hidden during the Hound of Baskerville and still high on adrenaline for the danger they fought, they wind up having passionate sex.
Next morning they go for "it never happened" but back in the city it keeps happening again and again
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson looooooves Lestrade's wrists!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Gregson writes the surprise hit of the summer
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Gregson/Lestrade by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade/Gregson. Anything. I really don't care. Handcuff play? Sure. First meeting? Why the fuck not. Undercover in a 'gentlemen's club'? I'll mary you
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Gunkink! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see Holmes tied up and on his knees, forced to give a villain (any villain) a long, humiliating blowjob. And to ensure Holmes doesn't try anything while he down there, the villain has Watson tied up next to him, making him perform the same act... on the barrel of a revolver.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Gunkink, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


H/W, S/J, Gen by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I really want some BBC!Sherlock family fluff (no incest please). Sherlock and Mycroft, John and Harry, whoever and whoever, any pairings. Just make it cute!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works in the IT. He hates Christmas. What will he do? STEAL IT OF COURSE!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Hair Kink by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson finds Holmes' hair to be absolutely wonderful.
Watson pets the hair on his head/runs his fingers through it/rubs his dick against the stubble on Holmes' face….
then later cums all over it
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Half a World Away by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson go to Mycroft's estate for a romantic getaway.

The only problem is that they never told Mycroft they'd be using his estate and he suddenly shows up.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Hallow Be Thy Words by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson is not kind.
Holmes does not need/want kindness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Hamam by brown_bess Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gives Watson all the pleasures of the baths at home. Well, OK, not by heating the room to high temperatures ;D but waiting on him, washing/scrubbing him, massaging him, wrapping him in warm towels, etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson tests out handcuffs on Holmes. Sexily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011