The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Handkerchief by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, unless I'm wrong, movie!Holmes pockets Irene's handkerchief at the boxing match and keeps taking it out throughout the movie to wipe bits of spattered face off himself. I think we all know what's needed: Holmes feeling up Irene's hanky while touching himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Hangman by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I had this dream that Moriarty had captured both Holmes and Watson in AGoS. He knew Watson had sent the telegram, and in order to find out to whom it was sent he hanged Holmes in front of Watson over and over again. He did this over and over again in longer and longer intervals until finally Watson told him. However, once he had what he wanted, he just left Holmes hanging and left Watson tied to a chair. Of course Watson escaped and resusitated Holmes (mouth to mouth baby!).


Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2012 Updated: 20 Mar 2012


Summary: Anon asked for birthday fic. They got their wish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Hardly Noticed by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has left Holmes for a new detective and Holmes is jealous.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson head to Hogwarts.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Haunted by You by tayberhecate Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Hidden just off the path to Reichenbach, near the top, there is a small, nameless memorial. Every so often, Holmes makes a solitary trip to the Continent and pays his respects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2608
[Report This] Published: 19 May 2011 Updated: 21 May 2011


Hazel Eyes by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock raping someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1222
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


He Will Be Missed by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: My prompt is one of the boys has to write a eulogy for someone that they really cared about...and have a lot of trouble doing it...and the other comes and comforts them and helps the through it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


He'll Never Learn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Irene leaves Holmes naked and handcuffed in the hotel. The chambermaid calls the police, and the police call Watson to go collect him. What happens next? GO.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 790
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Heals all wounds by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, *something* happens to Holmes which leaves him with a facial scar of some sort. Anyway, he is of the belief that Watson doesn't really want him any more because of this, because he couldn't possibly find him attractive now.

Watson, naturally, thoroughly disabuses him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Heartfelt Thanks by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson - Watson saved Holmes ass back at the ship contruction place and Holmes owes him and doesn't hesitate showing his appreciation, despite being in a public place.

YES. THIS MEANS WHILE THEY ARE IN JAIL.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1126
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Heat and Friction by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sometimes the smallest gesture can turn you on.

Sometimes you just want to fuck someone into the mattress because they are just that hot. 

sometimes the weather or the atmosphere is so over-the-fucking-top-insanely-hot,(Like here right now) that elemental animal instinct is what you are reduced to.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Heat Haze Rising by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson PWP in hot weather. Slick and slippery from sweat, the taste of salty sweat on the lips as tongues slide over flesh, the oppressive heat of humidity not stopping their ardor.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Heaven can wait by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: To this hot little number by flibbles1989

To be specific: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WATSON?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Come on, y'all, it's Merry Month of Masturbation!

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes barging all in and stops like O.O when he sees him, except Holmes is just like "Hello, old chap. Didn't expect to see you so soon," and keeps going. What does Watson do?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. I think it'd be funny if Holmes tries to get Watson's goat by pretending nothing's happening and carrying on a conversation with him while still stroking himself off, but Watson refuses to rise to the bait (NO PUN INTENDED) so he just sits down on the settee and engages in conversation with Holmes as Holmes finishes, lies there for a moment recovering, then cleans himself up and gets dressed.

OOOORRRRRRRR

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes home, but just as he starts to open the door he catches sight of Holmes and stays outside the door peeping in through the crack. Of course Holmes is one sharp cookie and figures out right away that Watson is out there and starts enhancing his performance for Watson's benefit. Y'know, an extra roll of the hips here, and extra moan and whimper there. What happens next?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes comes to Irene's rescue
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Heredity by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have seen dozens of fics in which Holmes discovers he has a illegitimate child (oh-ho sneaky!Irene...I see what you did there), but none where this happens to John "three continents" Watson. I don't think this is very fair. I would like Watson to discover that he, unknowingly, fathered a son somewhere along his travels and now he's shown up at Baker Street.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Hey John by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Hey Jude by fry and Laurie. Anything with that, really
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


High Adventure by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John talk about pirates after imbibing a special concoction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson's embarrassed by his Scottish accent (which pops out from time to time). Holmes is turned on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


History, Repeating Itself by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes: Underpaid Chemistry TA. All he wants to do is work on his damn thesis, but there's about a million tests that he has to grade so the professor doesn't have to, dragging wide-eyed liberal arts majors through same lab multiple times a week, and WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MATERIAL THIS IS LITERALLY CHEM 101 IT'S FUCKING ELEMENTARY NNGHRRRBARELY SUPPRESSED RAAAAGE!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Hiya Handsome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is a quiet, professional man. Simple tastes and everything of the sort. Also ridiciously self-conscious. So Holmes, Watson and Lestrade are talking one night and one of them remarks on Lestrade's good looks and his reaction is O_o "wtf?"

Cue Holmes and Watson telling him to suck it up and stop being so damn self-depricating!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Hogwarts AU by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I want Hogwarts AU set in the Victorian era (since it is an old school, after all). Holmes is a Gryffindor. Watson's a Ravenclaw.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1861
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Hold Me by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes needs hugs. Watson obliges.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I haven't gotten through all the Holmes canon yet (I know, shame on me), so I'm unsure how the later years go. Here's a theory of mine.

Basically, Holmes and Watson have gone their separate ways. Not in the "I don't want to see you anymore" way. They just got busy with their own lives and started seeing each other less, one or both eventually move out of Baker Street. They still see each other on occasions, but not nearly as much. They never had a romantic relationship of any kind. Not that neither hadn't thought about it. Watson always pined for Holmes, and Holmes learned to accept his feelings. But for one reason or another they never acted on their feelings.

One day, in their retirement years, the two decide to get together to catch up. During their visit, they both come to two realizations. First, they are getting old (or already are, author's choice), and neither knows how much time they have left. Second, they were never happier than when they were living with the other, and they want that back. Confessions are made. Up to the author if they want to include some making-up-for-lost-time sex.

tl;dr...sorry: In their later/retirement years, Holmes and Watson FINALLY get together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011