The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary: When Mycroft and Sherlock were wee laddies, they would occasionally (very occasionally) join forces to create mischief of BIBLICAL proportions. The kind that get most people arrested.

Present day, they deliberately or accidentally do so again (bonus if it involves explosions and fire).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes and Jack the Ripper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The Ripper catches and tortures Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting, Gagging, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson DP Mary.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Holmes begging for it by mythologiced Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes begging for it
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1339
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson buys Holmes a guinea pig, since he's fed up with Gladstone being used as one in his experiments. What he couldn't predict was that Holmes becomes quite obsessed with the creature, getting him a mate and playing with them all day.

Bonus points for gay guinea pigs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: So, my prompt is someone feeling really, really shitty. Anyone at all, for any reason at all. And if you could make me laugh, I wouldn't be offended.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes falls into the Thames, Watson helps comfort him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Holmes fucks a pizza by theprophetrass Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks a pizza. Other food would be ok, but I'd prefer pizza.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: There's been a lot of great art and fic with everyone's favourite grumpy bulldog, Gladstone. This has lead me to the conclusion that what the Grandaverse is missing is a pet.

So Brett!Holmes gets a dog...maybe he always wanted one as a child but was never allowed, maybe Watson's rescues one...IDK just give me scenes of domestic fluffiness involving Brett!Holmes and a puppy
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: So, as much as I love pushy bottom Holmes I'm craving the exact opposite; an inexperienced (if not outright virginal) Holmes so shy and nervous he blushes and stammers and Watson has to gently coax him into asking for what he wants and then proceeds to make sweet, sweet love to him.

Bonus points if, despite always accusing Watson of being sentimental, Holmes uses the term 'making love' in some way.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Holmes has a foot fetish by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a foot fetish.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foot Fetish
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Somehow, John knows Sherlock is necrophilic, so he takes some kind of drug (like the one Juliette took in Romeo & Juliette) to fake his death. When Sherlock sees John dead he is overpowered by a surge of angry, sadness and unbeliaveble lust and ravishes John's "corpse" before deciding to kill himself.

But I'm a happy-ending-girl so please, be sure John wakes up before something really tragic happens, ok?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Necrophilia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes, after a particularly exhilarating chase for a criminal in the rain, is flushed, panting, soaked, and his normally slicked hair has become loose and plastered across his face. Cue EVERYONE getting hot and bothered at the sight while Holmes remains oblivious, and Watson going "BACK OFF BITCHES HE'S MINE"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes is a woman by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has been hiding the fact that he's a woman. One day a villain shows Watson and Lestrade the truth.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the king. He hears about the Great Detective and decides he wants him. Holmes has always been proud to serve King and Country.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Holmes of the Dead by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Night of the Living Dead (original) meets Sherlock Holmes. Zombies in London!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1753
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes on a sex machine by koshartu Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes reduced to a gibbering, twitching mess, fully-clothed and in public as Watson coaxes him and whispers in his ear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Holmes paints Mary naked by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: Beautiful work and very expressive. : )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes' first time with Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of playing the violin, Sherlock Holmes reads Shakespeare. Out loud. Doing all the voices. Projecting far enough to fill all of 221B. There is no escape.

Watson is very, very annoyed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes self-injury by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes purposefully hurts himself or puts himself in harms way just so he can have Watson patch him up because he DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ~EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS but he figures as long as Watson's touching him it's good.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hypothermia
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes takes care of a baby Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson wants to learn some basic phrases in French. Obviously, Holmes is the ideal teacher.


Holmes teaches him phrases- dirty phrases (saying they mean the most innocent things) and makes Watson look him in the eyes and repeat them.

Watson soon realizes his words are affecting Holmes more than a simple greeting would.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary:

Holmes takes a knock to the head, and assumes he and Watson are together due to his friends overt concern over said knock. When Holmes starts acting all touchy and loving, as one would with a partner, yet gets not much in response, he begins to worry about the state of the relationship he thinks he has with Watson. Cue Holmes trying to win back Watson's affections. 

Watson is oblivious to Holmes' inner turmoil, and just keeps knocking him away because he's being a nuisance, unaware Holmes thinks they're together.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 10350
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Holmes' First Blow Job by mistyzeo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we have Holmes and Watson very early in a relationship and Watson turning Holmes into a gibbering mess from giving him a blowjob for the first time?

Bonus points if Holmes is skeptical that people could find such a thing pleasurable, so Watson demonstrates otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011