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Holmes' Voice by featherfish Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I know we've had some language kink fills, but let's get some general voice!kink ones in too.

When RDJ!Sherlock says "Lord Radford likes fast women and slow ponies" in the movie it's a hilarious line but for some reason I find the way he rolls his vowels in that accent incredibly hot. In a similar fashion can we have Watson getting turned on at the most inappropriate moments (and maybe at some really ridiculous phrases) by Holmes' voice? You can choose whether he does something about it or not, but I'd love that to be the focus.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: A goodly bit of hand worship would make me very happy. Kissing, licking, sucking on the wrist and the palm and the knuckles; the incredible sensitivity of the flesh there and the vulnerability and intimacy of offering that part of one's body are amazing concepts to me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Crack, Crossover, First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are reincarnated in the modern day. Watson remembers their previous life. Holmes does not.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: movie. Holmes has been framed for something awful by Moriarty and everyone (including Watson, oh noes!) seems to believe him guilty so he decides to run but is so distracted and disheartened he doesn't manage to shake the police for long. Cue Watson helping Holmes escape and revealing he believed in Holmes all along and was only helping the police because he wanted to know what in the bloody hell was happening. Holmes and Watson and Mary all end up on the run and wacky shenanigans, danger, and thrilling last minute escapes ensue. At one point Holmes and Watson dress up like ladies much to Mary's amusement and at another Holmes and Mary pretend to be married much to Watson's. Holmes and Mary end up bonding leading to OT3 sexytimes. After some time (and with Mycroft and/or Irene's help) Holmes name is finally cleared and he's sad because he thinks this means OT3 time is over. Watson and Mary thoroughly disabuse him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Home by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock wrapping John in his big coat and maybe carrying him for soem reason. Cold?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Home Alone by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: One day while Holmes is out, Watson grabs the opportunity to masturbate to his heart's content. He's a loud, hot, writhing mess, not holding anything back as he strokes/fingers himself imagining that it's Holmes touching him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Home Is Where the... by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Basil refers to Ratigan as his "deceased former lover". This rather shocks Dawson for obvious reasons. It was a strategic confession, though, since Basil intends for Dawson to become his living, current lover.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Home Sweet Home by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is a sparkly vampire. Holmes is a werewolf that walks around shirtless. Make with the smut.
'09 verse."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 May 2011 Updated: 27 May 2011


Homecoming by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Pre-canon Holmes/Stradivarius first time fic, followed by Watson/Holmes/Strad. Let the music-love flow!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Hooker AU fic by lilyrose_fic Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson. Hooker AU. Holmes as the client please.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 491
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Hopelessly by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Watson realized how hopelessly he was with Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Can we have something ridiculously porny, with Holmes walking in (either at the flat, or maybe he happens to investigating something in a brothel or a hotel or something) on Watson being fucked by another man, and Watson is really fucking out of it with lust. Possibly also drunk, or maybe just voluntarily drugged.

And then jealous Holmes getting rid of the other man and taking his place. Dub-con plus (extra plus if he was dunk/drugged to begin with) if Watson doesn't realise that he's being fucked by someone else than the person he originally consented to...

Tl; dr: basically I just want a really horny cock-slut Watson, thanks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock works a case with Nicholas Angel. John gets jealous.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade's wife using deductions for seduction
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OMC
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes and Moriarty didn't fight at the Reichebach. They had awesome sex and accidentally rolled off the cliff.



Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

The real reason Holmes returned after Reichenbach was because Moriarty's ghost, who has been following him around, is surprisingly understanding and tells Holmes to seize his chance with Watson while he can, because Moriarty regrets never seizing his chance with Moran and has given up being bitter, just wanting someone to learn from his mistake.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary:

Oh best beloved, might I have Watson/Holmes in the style of Kipling's Just So Stories? I think they would be scrumptious and so sentimental.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1475
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 12 Nov 2011


Summary:

Watson makes use of his cane.


...take that as you will.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


Summary: Mehndi. Have we had Watson and Mary painting Holmes yet? With a lovely victorian possessive twist?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Fellatio, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, odd prompt - Holmes and Watson and Clarky and whoever else work in a fast food restaurant, like McDonald's or Wendy's or something. And let's say Lestrade is the Manager, and he gets hassled by corporate, and they get into random problems like THE CASE OF THE STOLEN HAMBURGER BUNS and Holmes always saves the day.

And they all tend to get drunk several times a week together, and there can be random hook-ups? idek guise, idek
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Something that deals closely with Mary's death. Not too soon after, though?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 948
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


Summary: I realllly want h/c where Holmes was kidnapped and assaulted, and when he's rescued no one knows about the assault, and Holmes quite determinedly pushes Watson away - except Watson is having none of it, and is getting quite pissed off about the entire affair. Finally Watson overcomes Holmes in some manner - tying him up, etc., and Holmes completely flips out. Watson coos and calms him, and there is cuddling and making out and possibly bj's but no penetration given Holmes trauma.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011