The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Hush by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson adopt a baby 
(it would be adorable if it were a baby girl!, but feel free to choose the sex )


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Hypnotism!Kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I seriously can't believe this isn't prompted more. Give me some hypnotized!Holmes being taken advantage of by... someone. Blackwood, Moriarty, Dark!Watson... IDEK. But, really. Hypnotized!Holmes. And maybe some angst after?
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hypnotism, Incest, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: watson is a werewolf and holmes is an ex-con. they both have magical powers and are trying to defeat she-who-must-not-be-named (maryireneadlermorston) and in a final show down holmes is killed by drapery. thereloveiscannon
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


I Don't Want To Lose You by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is doing something dangerous, and Gregson is freaking out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Holmes is subject to an infestation. Thinking that it's just parasites or similar he starts to consult Watson about getting rid of them but balks when he realises that they're sentient. Make of it what you will.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Please someone ... anyone spank Sherlock.

He is such a brat!! (and I love him for it.)

Could be John, Lestrade or Mycroft taking him in hand, don't really mind who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: olmes had been missing for a little while and is found severely injured (by rape and torture)
Holmes injuries vary from bruises, whiplashes, and he even has disgusting words carved into his skin…
He can only stand to be around Watson, and while Watson is stitching him up he swears vengeance on those who did this to him (if they aren’t dead already/captured), talks Holmes through his medical care, and thinks (or even tells Holmes) about how much he loves Holmes. (Or maybe Holmes just randomly tells Watson he loves him.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: This long-overdue prompt is for [info]muir_wolf who wrote a great Psych fanfic that made me desperate to read a crossover. So, the prompt is simple: it must be oozing with Holmes/Watson and Shassie goodness. (I'd prefer if the pairings are kept like that - no boyfriend swapping, please!- and I am also not a big fan of foursomes.) How and why the two universes collide is entirely up to you. Bonus points will definitely be in order, however, for overprotectiveness and jealousy (and confessions and/or first kisses, if you should so choose). b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


I Like The Way You Think by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I don't know if this has been asked yet (and frankly I'm surprised if it hasn't), but: we've had Stark/RDJ!Holmes, Brett!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes, I think it is high time we had some BBC!Holmes/RDJ!Holmes.

DONTCHA THINK?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: The classic Looney Tunes scene where a giant thing picks up another character and says "I will love him and hug him and call him George!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and Watson trapped in a lift. U-S-T-I-N-G.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


If I had Just One Wish by thexmartyr42 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ok, Sherlock and John are a couple (awwwww!) and then BAM! Sherlock gets pregnant. John freaks out and leaves him (noooo!) and Sherlock is now alone and pregnant. Things arn't good.

Then enter Lestrade! (Yay!)

Lestrade sees Sherlock's predicament and is sympathetic and kind and two it it off! He wants to be with Sherlock and to raise the baby with him.

Does John come back? What happens next??

GIMME HURT/COMFORT AND FLUFF!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


If Ink Holds True by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary:

Inspired by the moment before the chess game when Moriarty drapes that fur coat/pelt thing over Holmes’ shoulders and says something along the lines of “wouldn’t want you to catch cold” in a way that is menacing and yet incredibly tender/doting at the same time.

AU in which Moriarty wins, amasses immense power and takes Holmes as his unwilling bed-warmer, fucking with Holmes expectations by being a surprisingly attentive (though still clearly deranged) lover.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2012 Updated: 21 Feb 2012


Summary:

In which Watson reaches the end of his rope. Written for this prompt:

Watson falls into a deep depression when Holmes dies, but when Mary succumbs to illness it pushes him over the edge to the point where he flips out and attempts suicide (preferably morphine overdose or the like).

All the while, Holmes is secretly watching in terror and tries to save him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


ILLU (Slash remix) by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: AU ILLU. Gruner doesn't collect women - he collects men. And he has his eye set on Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gruner, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

AU me an ILLU if you would be so kind. Instead of Watson finding out about the beating from the newspaper, Holmes passes out on his doorstep. Victorian, please, and extra cookies for Granada


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Impelling Force by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: When he goes to meet Moriarty in his university office, Holmes plans out and executes all the moves/dialogue/what-have-you that will lead Moriarty into fucking him against the wall.

Or the blackboard.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Aug 2012 Updated: 18 Aug 2012


In Darkness, Truth by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson travelling by train, when suddenly they get stuck in a tunnel. Watson can't stand staying on the dark, he starts panicking and Holmes leaves the wagon, promising to grope for matches, somewhere in the bloddy train. But he doesn't go and fetch for a light. He comes back and takes advantage of the darkness to fuck Watson. Make it rough. Make it desperate. *I should be ashamed, I really should*
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


In Mates by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse. Watson/Holmes get arrested and fuck in front of the prison guards, who cheer Watson on. Holmes bottoms.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1751
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2011 Updated: 29 Jul 2011


In Want of a Legacy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins senario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Mpreg, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson. Holmes topping. '09 movieverse preferred, but I'll take whatever I can get. Just make it porny, please. :D b29;

Face-to-face sex would be greatly appreciated. =] But, again, I'll take whatever you're willing to give me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes starts courting Watson with the traditional Victorian rituals.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011