The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Jam Yesterday, Jam Tomorrow by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Jam!Watson punishes his Holmes for eating the last of the jam.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Foodplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock indulge in ageplay with a side of daddykink.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Daddy!Kink, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


John has no self esteem by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I'm a fat ugly sod."

Holmes shows him otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Scotland Yard uses him for his intellect to solve cases. His brother uses him to do the legwork he doesn't want to do. Clients want to use him to solve their cases. He's seen the criminal element, where everyone uses everyone else for something.

What he is not used to is John Watson's acts of kindness without strings attached.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Apr 2011


John Watson: BAMF by flying_android Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is kidnapped and no one knows where he's being held. Watson sets out to save him but instead of looking for clues and deducing and all that pussy crap, he simply grabs whomever looks suspect and threatens to amputate their privates, sans anesthesia, unless they spill their guts. o/

Once he figures out where Holmes is, he kicks ass across the country, beats the manure out of everyone standing in his way and rescues an amazed -- and majorly turned on -- Holmes who immediately spreads 'em for John Watson, BAMF.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson normally does not have a 'tache, but it sprouts when he comes into season, as a sign of sexual readiness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Jubilation by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Kinkmeme! I JUST FOUND OUT SOME REALLY, REALLY GOOD NEWS!
Can we get some celebration!fic please?
Anybody, any celebration, anything you want.
Free puppies and rubies and chocolate cake and snowflakes and cherry turnovers for everybody!
*hugs*
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Just Sleep by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: IDEK, just something involving Watson cradling an unconscious Holmes in his arms in front of a fireplace.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Just Train Porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Porn on a train. Based on the second SH2: AGoS trailer.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Karaoke time! by solara_karrde Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was art of John and Sherlock doing karaoke.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Keep You Safe by goldenfish_jz Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock mashed up with Cowboy Bebop
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Kindling by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson and Lestrade having sex and Holmes spying and feeling aroused and dirty at the same time.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1548
[Report This] Published: 03 Sep 2011 Updated: 03 Sep 2011


Kinky Talk by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes and Law!Watson, fully clothed, kissing and touching each other on the settee. Watson sitting, Holmes straddling his lap, grinding against Watson's erection and describing how he wants to be tied up. (The more detail the better.) Both orgasm just from this.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Breathplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Kiss it Better by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: When Watson was married to Mary (Why does that phrase feel so awkward to me?), he loved being able to kiss her as much as he wanted. He could go for a not inconsiderable amount of time just necking. As much as he enjoyed making love to her, he enjoyed the intimacy of kissing even more.

So... now that Mary's gone and he's back at Baker Street with Holmes, he doesn't really have that luxury to just kiss someone he loves as much as he wants. Somehow, awkward conversation, snooping in a journal or something, Holmes finds out about it and decides to help him fill that need.

What I'd really love to see is Holmes and Watson having long, drawn out kissing sessions. Bonus if, after a while, Watson comes to realize that Holmes isn't doing this as just a friend helping another friend scratch the proverbial itch. Super!Bonus if Watson returns Holmes' not-so-platonic-as-he-thought love.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Kiss the Boys by abstract_whisk Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Some serial killer shitbag is kidnapping handsome men with exceptional gifts for his big 'ole sex dungeon.

And he's just added Sherlock Holmes to the collection.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Kissing in the Rain by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes & Watson outside during a rainstorm; drenched and kissing. <3


09!Movieverse; JUST KISSING no sex (because kissing is hot too)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Kitchen Counter Craft by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was two plushie dolls of Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Knighted by reona32 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Can there be hilarious short-to-medium!fic where Holmes gets the news that he's going to be knighted for all his awesome and totally champion detectiving activities, and Watson is all *beam* SO PROUD, THAT'S MAH BOYFRAAAN GETTING KNIGHTED, WAT and Holmes is all *grumble grumble grumble* FIE ON YOU QUEENY, I SHAN'T BE KNIGHTED, THIS IS DEUCELY EMBARRASSING, NOPE NO NO NO NO.

And Watson prods and scolds and nags and guilts until finally Holmes relents and accepts defeat and gets knighted and forces himself to smile at Her Majesty but when she's not paying attention looks daggers at Watson across the great hall?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Victorian Lachrymatories
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2011 Updated: 08 Jun 2011


Lais by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Het rain sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Last Full Measure of Devotion by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Holmes is looking for a perfect weapon. These are his experiments.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Incest, Powerplay
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Last night together by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson are arrested for Gross Indecency/Buggery and kept apart. Clarkey has been secretly passing notes between the two of them. Lestrade catches him, and instead of punishing him, he gives Holmes and Watson one last favor, placing them in the same cell the night before one/both of their trials.



Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Late At Night... by Iron Girl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Can I please have Granada Holmes and Watson? They need to be in bed, unable to sleep,so they give each other fellatio at the same time.PLEASE


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 2
[Report This] Published: 09 Jun 2012 Updated: 10 Mar 2013


Later. After. by spacemutineer Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

So, Holmes is used to running himself ragged and collapsing from exhaustion after a case ends. Write for me the first time this happens after Watson moves in. Holmes passes out, then wakes up 18 hours later and Watson has taken off his shoes and tucked him in and made him all comfy with his BAMF nurturing instincts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 659
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade discovers his kinks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011