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A seaside Holiday by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Any 'verse.

Watson is fed up with London and Holmes can't find a case that will keep him busy for longer than five minutes. So Watson books a holiday at the seaside.

It's a disaster from start to finish, of course -- Holmes can't swim as well as he thinks he can, they get sunburned (if that is possible in England), and Holmes gets himself enmeshed in solving the Case of the Dead Seagull.

Cue Watson being delightfully exasperated. "I JUST WANTED A BLOODY HOLIDAY! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO SODDING WELL ASK?"
Categories: Fiction, Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson fails to keep a secret from Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Watson is the White Knight. Sherlock is the damsel in distress. Mycroft is the King. Lestrade is a peasant.
Moriarty is a dragon.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: This is for [info]coasterchild who was in chat tonight telling me about her theories on Mycroft/Irene. And persuaded me. Hardcore. So I hopped on the bandwagon and decided to write this for her birthday. Consider it a belated present.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


A Simple Plan by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "And after 2 dozen doughnuts or so he could titty-fuck him! xD"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Sincere Apology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So...I just got a new black leather riding crop. Can we have Holmes breaking on in on Watson? Or the other way around, I'm not picky
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather, Powerplay, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Slight Case Of Gibberish by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is inventing something electrical when the device malfunctions and shocks him. Watson finds him speaking with the most curious grammatical errors.

"Long Holmes is loooooooooooooong."

Lolcat Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2580
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Intercrural Sex
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7354
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A slight crack by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'm interested in a fic where Holmes is high on cocaine. What would his thought processes be like? What would he focus on? Take this where you want as long as there's detail in it, kind of like being in his head. :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Small Fall by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Alternate Timeline, Post Final Problem: Doctor Dawson fixes a Final Problem.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A STUDY IN MOTHERFUCKIN' PINK by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take A Study in Pink. Shove it through the voice of John Motherfucking Watson's "A Study in Motherfucking Scarlet."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC! Sherlock's "A Study In Pink", as narrated by John Motherfucking Watson, MFAD and voice of the people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


A study in purple by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Has anyone read Neil Gaiman's AU fanfic short story, "A Study in Emerald"? Because if they have -- well, anything in that universe goes, really, but desperate makeouts or desperate sex followed by desperate potentially-last stands are always great.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1924
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


A Terrible Lady by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes in drag (based on 09!movie previews) and in red knickers gets Watson hot and bothered.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: I need some cheering up so I want a little angst with a lot of fluff and a dash of Protective!Comforting!Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Travesty by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loves penetration for ots own sake. He always loses his erection when penetrated. Who cares, he just likes Watson to take him long and slow, or use his hand/fingers when he can't last out the slow pace.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fisting
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 19 Jun 2011


A Useless Platitude by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 5 times Sherlock Holmes was told (and hated) the stupid phrase "everything will be all right" and the one time it was the only thing he could say.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Any BBC-verse slash pairings with Watson being fucked up against a wall, manhandled, etc. Because he may be deadly and all, but he's actually shorter AND of a smaller build than pretty much any other guy out there. Except maybe Moriarty, who may be narrower. *must check*

And while we all know Watson more than makes up for it, maybe in the bedroom his lover gets off on being able to totally dominate over him? And maybe Watson enjoys being dominated just as much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Wise Wager by xtinethepirate Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Gambling. I just really want to hear more about Watson's gambling addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1657
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


A Wound for a Wound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Someone mentioned Dark!Watson recently but what I really want to know is: Where is the Dark!Holmes?!

'09 movieverse please. Other than that, go nuts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Absent Words by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson realizes Holmes is the young man he and his disreputable friends raped in a dark alley one drunken night in his wild youth, before his stint in the army changed him into a better man.

Holmes doesn't know that Watson was involved, but once Watson knows it starts to eat at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jul 2011 Updated: 03 Jul 2011


Abysm by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."

Holmes is suicidal. The only reason he hasn't killed himself yet is because he knows how much it would hurt Watson. Watson finally learns about it.
I want some serious h/c in this fic please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Dec 2011 Updated: 15 Dec 2011


Accountability by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson roleplay a rape fantasy, with bottom!Watson. Nothing truly violent, but just Watson acting all weak and helpless to stop Holmes, who won't take no for an answer and degrades Watson with words (calling him a slut & blaming him etc).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Ad Victorem Spolias by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Adagio for Violin by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head
And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness......

UST, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011