The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Other Results: 27 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

Somehow they follow a time travelling villain and are transported to modern day London. Holmes is loving all the new technology and they're using cell phones while on the trail of the villain or something, idk, and he can't stop texting/calling Watson to check up on him and Watson's all "WHAT THE DEUCE STOP BLOWIN' UP MY PHONE". 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Afterthought by lechaussette Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knocks up Mrs. Hudson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Agony by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Requesting Holmes/Watson hurt comfort. *WAIIIITTTT! don't run away yet* 

With maximum hurt. I want other of them to be injured or something and being in horrible pain. Screaming in agony. And the other one can just hold him or sit beside scared and unknowing what to do to make it better. I want pain pain pain screaming and fear!!!!!


also it would be nice if watson was the hurt one. but either way is good.
pretty please..?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Sequel to AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Alignment by colour_me_troll Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark AU (preferably Granada or Canon based)
After the war, Watson offends the wrong person, and gets blacklisted in the medical community, he becomes bitter, he gambles alot, and then beats the crap out of anyone who tries to cheat him. On his journey into the criminal world he meets Lestrade, who lost his job after trying to pursue a case where the guilty party was a lord, and Holmes, who is crazy, homeless, and on the run from some dark traumatic past.
Together, they decide to turn the empire upsidedown.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Watson
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I just finished "The Final Problem" today (and no matter how I alredy knew what was going to happen, I still was OMFG OMFG OMFG at every line. It's a fashion attitude to have on the subway, that is all) and something stroke me. Remember when Holmes informs Watson that their lodges at Baker Street have been lit to fire, though no great harm have been done?

Well I want great harm. I want Holmes to be out during the night for a case or whatever and coming back to see that 221B Baker Street is in fire, Watson awaking surrunded by heavy clouds of dark smokes, hot air, difficulties to breathe and Glagstone barking like mad somewhere in the house. Then coming-to-rescue-and-terrified!Holmes, roofs and stairs falling apart, I-m-not-leaving-my-dog-here!Watson and OMG(in night clothes)!Mrs. Hudson. Cookies for heroic!Glagstone. With potentially some injuries for some of them, trauma and all, but more important, the despair to see their place totally ruined. And happy end, somehow, maybe Holmes had saved enough money to made everything repaired and he and Watson help to re-build it?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes spends the night oiut on the case only to return and find 221B consumed in flames while Watson, Gladstone, and Mrs. Hudson trapped inside.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2159
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes spends the night oiut on the case only to return and find 221B consumed in flames while Watson, Gladstone, and Mrs. Hudson trapped inside.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2159
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011


All Fun and Games by smokexscribbles Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

For some reason, I would really like to see Holmes accidentally or unintentionally, but still with great force, hit Irene or knock her down or something else, like BAM, and then both of them just be totes shocked for a second because, yeah, they're love-hate enemies and they play rough and tumble some times, but Holmes has never actually *hurt* her before. And then of course he has to be all awkward and apologetic and very delicate and careful with her, trying to take care of her and fix what he's just done. I'd read it. I'd read it even HARDER if Irene bleeds all over Holmes just to up the angst Holmes experiences over it.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1626
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


All in Your Head by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

When working, Holmes is untouchable; a cold, calculating machine, unfazed by even the most gruesome of murders. At night, he wakes up screaming, remembering every detail, and Watson comforts him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


All your life by muir_wolf Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite Beatles song is your prompt. Any/all pairings welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Alliances by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson established relationship. A war breaks out and Watson, being the kickass army surgeon he is, is drafted, in spite of his previous injuries. (Historical accuracy is NOT necessary.)

Holmes goes crazy with HELLNOES and terrified angst. He runs off to beg and plead with Mycroft to get Watson off the hook. Does it work? Does Watson appreciate this? If it works, is there a catch?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Since they're both proper geniuses, I thought it would be interesting to see how different their childhoods were and how, under different circumstances, they could have easily turned out to be Moriarty: Consulting Detective and Sherlock: Consulting Criminal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Holmes and Sexual!Watson like to get together after Watson has orgasmed, so they can caress without restraint or UST (see above-mentioned delicious hugs.) Watson is just getting the hang of the whole 'love without face-chewing or orgasms' thing when Holmes springs a random spontaneous erection. Watson does not know what the hell to do!

Bonus if Holmes is totally laid back and 'what? Oh, ignore it' while Watson is all 'IDK WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS!!!'
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


An Irregular Case by d_kota Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We have seen plenty of Jealous Holmes, but there is distinct shortage of Jealous Watson. With a man like Holmes around there are admirers here and there. Holmes typically doesn’t pay any attention to them until he meets one very attractive young man and in this case the interest seems mutual.

Watson comes home to the young admirer in the sitting room on more than one occasion. Holmes and this man are going out together to the theater and he even brings him along on a case.

I want Watson to seethe and even have to sit through tea with Holmes and this man. I need his feathers so ruffled that:
1. kicks the guy out of baker st.
2. ?????
3. Profit
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: John follows the "write drunk, edit sober" method to writing his blogs. Except one time he forgets the "edit sober" part before posting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Angels by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/John
Because I want more PTSD H/C fic for John and I thought this quote was particularly good for that sort of thing:

All because of you I believe in angels
Not the kind with wings no,
not the kind with halos
The kind that bring you home
When home becomes a strange place
I'll follow your voice,
all you have to do is shout it out


But I want him to freak out somewhere that isn't "safe"(safe like the apartment or his office) I want it somewhere public where it could potentially turn dangerous if he gets trapped in his flashback. A.N.: On Haitus.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 845
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Mar 2011


Angst by wingfoot_42 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want some major Holmes/Watson angst!!! Please someone help me!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Angst-a-rama by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson slash ; any verse you want :

I'd like to read a really really heartbreakingly sad fic that would shatter my heart to pieces forever and ever.
I want pure, raw sadness, with no happy ending.... but I don't want any character death or break-up story please. Something else! 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: So a couple months ago on chat there was a really interesting conversation. Lolly was particularly tired and running some thought through her head as follows:

lolryne1: (now I imagined Holmes and Watson having sexing times and Mary waking in the middle of the night, all "FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS SLEEPING!!!!" "Sorry Mary :(" "We're sorry :(" "=_= Can't go back to sleep now. Okay, I join you, but I HATE you")

Sooooooooo, Watson and Holmes just not having common sense, or maybe coming back late from a case. . . you decide anon!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Antique Notions by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, high on MDMA (or Ecstacy), goes antiquing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Anxiety by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock has an anxiety attack.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2012


Anything Goes Fill by votesaxonx Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Irene says the hotel room she got was their old room, so what where they doing there last time?

The Victorian equivalent of waxing their legs, talking about cute guys and watching rom-com DVDs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Apology Accepted by muffinbitch_fic Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fluffy First Kisses Of the Holmes/Watson variety, please. Can we try to get as many fills as possible for this? Life's been a major pain in the ass lately, and I'm thinking this will somehow help. Somehow. Any length is fine - simple drabbles; fics with back-stories; first kisses that inexplicably lead to porn - whatever. HOLMES. WATSON. FLUFF. FIRST KISSES. GO. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011