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Summary: GODDAMMIT. WHY DO I NOT HAVE FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY!?!!?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Post-retirement fluff based on U2's "I'll go crazy (if I don't go crazy tonight".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: After a fight at the Punchbowl Holmes gets very drunk and Watson has to deal with a beat up, intoxicated Holmes who is very...handsy
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

"Holmes, have you stolen my undergarments again?"
"Uh, we have a barter system."
"But my undergarments?!"
"Yes. And you are welcome to mine."
"I don't want to get inside your undergarments!"
"That's not what you said about my pants, dear Watson." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 152
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

"Kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts" 

I´d like Holmes/Watson, but if you are inspired to write some other pairing, go for it.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


"Why do you love me?" by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Why do you love me?" with Mary/Moriarty


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


(BBC)Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


...---... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


1 of 50 Ways by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover -- multiple short fills.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


24 HOURS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 24/Holmes Crossover
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


5 times (minifill) by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

... Holmes doubted Watson, and 1 time he didn't.
Any verse


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Based on the song "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2011 Updated: 23 Apr 2011


A better place by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes helps Watson's PSTD with his violin playing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


A Bitter Message by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood or someone humiliates Holmes by forcing him to drink his own piss.

*hides under the bed*


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary:

“I should have brought you a sedative.”
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Drugging, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 918
[Report This] Published: 23 Oct 2011 Updated: 23 Oct 2011


A Fan Letter by anonfail Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes recieves a fan letter and is extremely embarrassed. Watson teases him mercilessly.
Book or Granada!

(prompt: http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=18529621#t18529621)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 277
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


A l'encre sur ta peau by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes a love letter to Watson. In French. On Watson's naked skin
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A little Angst by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes being depressed, drinking away his sorrows because he's in love with Watson and Watson's getting married.
No happy endings here.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 673
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: For Challenge #5

Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #5
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Little Sugar by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I need BBC!Sherlock and John having just a quiet, sweet moment or day. Something happy. First kiss, first time, something. Domestic bliss, even."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A misunderstanding by lostwiginity Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A fill without a prompt?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dark!Watson and Normal!Watson trade penises.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011