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Blackwood/Coward by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Coward : sex and magic : darkness, devotion, desperation

As to why Coward joined Blackwood in his evil plots, it wasn't just for the power.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: BDSM, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 931
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Blackwood/Holmes by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Bend your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new"

Blackwood/Holmes
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: When drunk Watson has a predilection for giving Holmes bizarre new nicknames. Sherry Holmo was the last straw.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Blindfill'd Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is in some sort of accident, and needs to rest his eyes absolutely or risk losing his sight permanently. Holmes is not impressed with having to walk around blindfolded. Not impressed one jot.

Bonus points if a baddie decides now is the perfect time to pick Holmes off and either, a) Holmes still kicks ass or b) Watson goes BAMF, or c) some marvelous combination thereof.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Moriarty needs help. Mycroft demands something in return.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BoobieKittens by lonespark Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: puppy!Gladstone (or any other small animal) snuggled up in Mary or Irene's corset/brassiere/whatever Victorian boobage holders you care to name. While said lady is wearing it. Because small puppies and kittens love them some boob cuddlin'.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: When Holmes is captured by some baddies, HBIC!Lestrade and BAMF!Botson come to the rescue.

But I hadn't heard of SH22 at the time I wrote the fill, and didn't notice it was a 'verse. So, though it was prompted for SH22, it's a steampunk AU.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Bovine Erotica by siamesegoth2 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In honour of Cute's glorious rant:

MEAT. ON. A. STICK.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Bow-wow-Chika by siamesegoth2 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Bow wow chika

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Pegging
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Boxing by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Boxing/Gambling

Am I the only one who thinks Watson probably gets turned on as fuck watching Holmes box?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 673
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


Boys will be boys by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes get into a screaming, throwing, hitting, punching argument over something ridiculous. Mrs. Hudson makes them spend the day in their own rooms away from each other.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Braiding by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Irene, hanging out, friends with benefits situation. Sherlock braids her hair for her with incredible dexterity, surprising and charming her.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Breakfast by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I have a huge HUGE HUGE kink for people recieving oral sex while doing other things


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Breakfast at Baker Street by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes can't open his jar of jam, Watson gives him a hand ;D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Breaking Point by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I need porn with a vibrator and bondage.

RDJ!Holmes strapped to a bed with a pole between the knees and forced to come over and over.

Please?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Rimming, Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes is the Old Spice Guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes gives Mrs Hudson a hug. I care not for the reason, as long as there is fluff :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Brett!Holmes meets RDJ!Holmes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes and Brett!Holmes meet. The latter wonders where the former's penis went.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: A fic where Sherlock and John meets in their fifties or sixties would be cool. Sherlock is still solving crimes and John has retired from the military. If Mycroft, Lestrade or Moriarty pop up, that would be awesome, too. BBC verse would be awesome but I'd love this in any verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 935
[Report This] Published: 05 Jul 2011 Updated: 05 Jul 2011


Bromance by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I think the word bromance is so passť. We are two men who happen to be roommates who wrestle a lot and share a bed."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 499
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Brother of Mine by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Mycroft holds his baby brother for the first time.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson (or any really, I don't care)

Bruised mouths and kisses
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes deals with the aftermath of a child's murder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 242
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Buddy Breathing by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson

Buddy-breathing. Whatever combination
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Breathplay, Drowning
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 599
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011