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Bunk Beds by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WATSON/HOLMES BUY BUNK BEDS.

WHO TOPS?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Butterfly Kisses by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


By your side by buriedbooks Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.

Two drabbles
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BZZZZZZ by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, and a vuvuzela.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Cake by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson goes to give Holmes a bite of cake...but for some reason forgets his fork and picks it up with his fingers. Holmes innocently eats it from Watson's hand, which turns Watson on.

Cue yummy first time fic.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Can I Stay by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Post Empty House reunion with Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Canon Prompts by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So way back when I thought I had more time than I actually did, I asked the meme to give me suggestive lines from canon, and then I would write porn for them. Well, I still don't have time to do much writing but I thought a little porn might be good to relieve some of that end-of-year stress. So here I am, keeping my promise
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Captcha by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Captcha is that little box down at the bottom when you're posting that checks to make sure you're human. It "scrambles" two words and asks you to verify that you are an actual person and not some spam bot or something.

To make this legal, I've turned your question into a quick mini!fill. Hope you don't mind.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Care by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Everyone sees the ways Watson looks after Holmes. Almost no one notices what Holmes does to look after Watson.

Slash or gen, victorian verse please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 151
[Report This] Published: 27 Jul 2011 Updated: 27 Jul 2011


Cat by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone cheer me up and make me laugh and realize that life doesn't suck as much as it feels like it does right now.


John presents Sherlock with a present -- a kitty.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Celeberrimous by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: http://savethewords.org/

Chose a word, any word off that site and write a fic from it.

any pairing. any verse. any length. Just use some off those wonderful words.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Challenge #3 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Challenge #3 by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Change of plan by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want desperate virgin Holmes dry-humping Watson, completely shocked and ashamed of himself but unable to stop until he comes in his pants.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Cherry Peppermint Bleach by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft. Sharing gum.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Childhood by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Now look here, am I the only one who wants to know more about Holmes childhood?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Clothes sharing by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Prompt: Clothes sharing. Come on, guys, it's CANON.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 173
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

MEATBALLS! PASTA! RAINING ON BAKER STREET!



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 126
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary:

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs crossover.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 175
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Cockslut!Holmes by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson, or even Holmes/Multiple

I think that Holmes really, really likes to suck cock. Don't you?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 716
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Cold Morning Air by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson sex under the covers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Come Morning by unsettledink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is drugged in such a way that he can't feel pain. He's injured and dying, and he doesn't know anything's wrong, so Watson doesn't tell him. They sit together, Watson quiet and contemplative while Holmes yammers on, until Holmes is finally silent forever.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Comforting Watson. by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is sad. Holmes cheers him up. WITHOUT SEX. *gasp*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson.
Holmes is what I like to call an "agressive cuddler." If you're not in the mood to cuddle... he'll make you cuddle anyways
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 243
[Report This] Published: 07 Jul 2011 Updated: 07 Jul 2011


Summary:

Holmes/Watson.
Holmes is what I like to call an "agressive cuddler." If you're not in the mood to cuddle... he'll make you cuddle anyways.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011