The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Confessions by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes finally reveals his feeling to Watson.
Trouble is, it's as Watson lies dying in his arms.
(up to writer whether Watson lives or not)
Please, no BBC verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Correspondence by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Pre-relationship: Holmes has to stay out of the country for some reason, for months, maybe years, and he and Watson talk only through telegrams and letters.

It's during that time that they find out that their love for each other is mutual, and they write about how they can't wait to finally meet again and fuck one another silly.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Correspondunce by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes suffers from a feline proximity disorder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Crack!Baking by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are kidnapped by someone who force them to make sweet, sweet baked goods together."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Crack!mini fill by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets turned into a girl. Watson gets him pregnant.

Holmes then loses the baby, and in the process of returning to his male form, he dies.

Make it angsty, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Creepy!Watson clings to you by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Creepy!Watson teaches the meaning of the world "Cling."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Creepy!Watson clings to you
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Crying during sex by muted_clamour Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Crying during sex.

Like, maybe the first time they fuck after Holmes returns from the dead Watson can't help it or maybe Holmes just wants to mess with Watson's mind or Holmes can't handle the crushing realization that this is the last time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Cuddling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Just John and Sherlock sleeping together in the same bed - cuddles and fluff, please? :) BBC or Granada-verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Cuddling by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mary goes to bed, cuddling up with her husband. When she wakes up she sees Watson cuddling Holmes who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2012 Updated: 26 Apr 2012


Cuddling on a train by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not established relationship - Watson falls asleep on the train, so Holmes seizes the opportunity and leans his head against Watson's chest without him noticing.

But actually Watson is awake, and he puts his arm around Holmes, who is shocked at first but then it's all fluffy and cuddly. (With a swift separation of the two when the ticket collector inspects their compartment.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dance by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson looses his temper and hits Holmes. Although Holmes is an excellent boxer and not one to back down from a fight, something (perhaps the emotion involved or something specific Watson does) triggers Holmes to have a flashback to his childhood abuse and he has a panic attack.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dance Fill by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes obsessed with Prokofiev and plays it constantly on the gramaphone. Watson takes up interpretive dance out of sheer desparation as concentrating on anything else is impossible.
Categories: Ficlets, Video Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012


Summary: Dark!Holmes taunts Moriarty at Reichenbach.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Holmes, James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Dark!Mothergoddamn by mothergoddamn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So, I'm trailing through this meme cringing at my drunken outbursts. Apparently I wrote a terrible RIP to Gary Coleman, put contacts in over other contacts, gave away my Kiefer DVD collection and offered to write het? I also woke up to find this fill attempt open in Microsoft Word. I have no idea what I was filling so if this is yours-enjoy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Meme Members, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: A couple posts back, there was a prompt .

OP wanted it non-cracky
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes & Watson's personal items have gained minds of their own. Dark minds.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Summary: Dark!Watson has a boo-boo, so Holmes kisses it better.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Roleplaying
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: CONTINUE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS. DX<

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO DAYS. XDD
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Orgasm denial
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson plucks Holmes' eyelashes out
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dark!Watson punishes Moriarty by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

After Reichenbach, Moriarty is relieved to be rescued by a handsome, mustache-sporting fellow who seems concerned about his numerous injuries.

That relief doesn't last long. Dark!Watson torments Moriarty (physically, emotionally, sexually, whatever) and keeps him alive as a human punching bag during the Hiatus.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Dark!Watson stabs holmes by scap3goat Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson plunges the knife in just as Holmes orgasms.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson vs Chuck Norris.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson gets his hands on your tamagotchi
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Data data data by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: ok guys, we've had Holmes reading Watson's mind, what about the opposite?

I'd like to see Watson getting the ability to read Holmes' mind and just getting seriously blown the fuck away trying to process that many thoughts at once. It's like listening to fifteen conversations at once OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP. If you know what it is, think Extremis open on all channels, all at once.

Just too much too fast, completely crazed data input Watson can't handle
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Data, data, data by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Not to completely copy an older prompt, but here it goes.

Holmes narrates while he has an orgasm.

Any Holmes!verse is amazing, by the way.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011