The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary:


THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear John by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Dear Onion.... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Death is a Slap on the Wrist by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is immortal.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Apr 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Summary:

I mourn, now that your house contains
such fractured shadows.
This wine you’ve handed me
tastes sour. I joke and you do not laugh.
When you speak, assuming my approval,
I stare into discoloured
depths of my glass, longing
to get away...


Harry Guest, "Death of a Friendship"

Make it hurt, anons.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Deconstruction by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes analyzing sex with Watson. His mental deconstruction of intercourse for optimized pleasure, in both parties. Pressure points, pheromones, erogenous zones, nerve endings, THE WORKS. Science, with a liberal peppering of smut. Bonus points for all that totally collapsing in the wake of an OMGYESMORE! orgasm.

Double bonus points for somehow managing to do it in slow motion, though I can't see that being written any other way than "HOOOOOOOLLLLMMEESSSS BEEENNNNNNDDDD OVERRRRR"... soooo maybe not.D


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 408
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Deductive Rimming by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a fic where Holmes becomes dependent in order to rimming of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Defensive by unsettledink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

...yes, I'm asking for Gladstone H/C.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Depraved Soul by mistress_britt Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Whipping with that violin bow. Perhaps playfully at first, then gets more serious.
I wouldn't be opposed to Watson doing the whipping.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 476
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Depression by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John has depression. Not angsty moping, but true clinical depression. He has trouble getting out of bed or caring about the things he enjoys.

Sherlock doesn't understand. It's simply not logical as to why John would be depressed, and it frustrates him that he can't "make it better."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 317
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Depression by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John has depression. Not angsty moping, but true clinical depression. He has trouble getting out of bed or caring about the things he enjoys.

Sherlock doesn't understand. It's simply not logical as to why John would be depressed, and it frustrates him that he can't "make it better."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Dialogue Only by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson dialogue only sex scene!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: And did you say she was pretty? And did you say she loves you? Baby, I don't want to know.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dior Ad by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was Jude Law's Dior ad.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft vs. Ridcully in a pie eating contest. Not BBC-verse. That Mycroft has too much restraint.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Distraction by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sally Donovan and Sherlock make out in an alley.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and watson are in a dire situation and then suddenly watson snaps and idk nearly singlehandedly defeats their opponents and holmes is like holy jesus
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Do What You Will by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Coward : sex and magic : darkness, devotion, desperation

As to why Coward joined Blackwood in his evil plots, it wasn't just for the power.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 287
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

Dr Quackers versus the Aflac Duck



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Doctor Quackers
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Doggy Style by mneiai Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Gladstone

Doggy style.

(Gladstone humping Holmes to completion)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 339
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011