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Don't Cry by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Victor Trevor breaks Holmes' heart.Based on "Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Don't Get Married by roladie Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Double-bedded by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "We slept in a double- bedded room, which was the best that the little country inn could do for us. I was already asleep when I was partly awakened by his entrance."

Watson's sleeping. Holmes wants to get it in
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Down the Creek by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade rides Holmes in a chair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Drabble challenge by solara_karrde Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble using the following:

In another life I'm free.

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Blackboard.

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Safeword.

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Just like anyone else.

~

Nemesis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Drag!Holmes first time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wears a dress for the first time in his life as a disguise for a case, and figures out that it's exciting him sexually.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Drunk!Watson loosens up by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Because Watson is so tight-laced that he can't let go at first without some booze up in his system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Duck Soup by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: i wish someone would write a story about either holmes or watson
suffering from a rather uncommon phobia.
my suggestions would be:
1) Anatidaephobia – fear of being watched by a duck
2) Anthophobia – fear of flowers
3) Chorophobia - fear of dancing

do whatever you like with it ^^
I dare you =)

(and I'll massage your feet if you write this!)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Duck soup
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Duck Soup 2 by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Duck Soup
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Duck soup
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dunstan by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes meets his match -- a cat.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 193
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


DUTCH OVEN TIME by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, get into fart wars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


DYIN AU by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I read the AU where Watson gets poisoned. I now want to read the one where Watson DIES because Holmes is a drama queen. *evil laugh*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Dynamite Cock by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has dynamite tied to his cock or stuffed in his cock, and Watson has to save him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dynamite! by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has dynamite tied to his cock or stuffed in his cock, and Watson has to save him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dyslexic Sherlock by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I know we've already had some dyslexic Holmes...so how about a Sherlock who has difficulty reading (but oddly enough is quite adept at deciphering codes). And maybe this fact comes out at an inopportune moment.

Bonus if this somehow leads to John/Sherlock hurt/comfort.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Irritating firsts: Violin Playing
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have some firsts? First time Watson found out about Holmeses cocaine addiction. First time Holmes found out about Watson's gambling. First time Holmes found out how flatulent Gladstone was IDEK, go nuts. All those unpleasant first time surprises you find out after moving in with someone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Erotic punching by lonespark Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Consensual punching. Being hit can be hot but sometimes ya need more than a slap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Ah, that was so well done! It really hurt to read! I loved all the details you added to this fic. And Holmes saying he was redecorating. xD

Though, one question... who was the third body? I thought the whole thing was just an hallucinating or something but then Watson says at the end that he'd been locked away.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: Awwwww, I loved that! So sweet. b29; I wish the ending hadn't cut off so abruptly, but maybe there'll be more? I can dream, lol!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I LOVE YOU.

CONTINUE AND YOU SHALL OWN MY DIAMONDS.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Moran use errant comments as a secret code.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Wow, this is great! I want more... I really would love to see more of their hilarious bickering, and it was wonderful when Holmes showed up with his new partner. ;) Please continue~
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I guess my image counts too. :D I didn't make it as sexy though:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wingfoot_42/pic/0000ckgy/
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 230
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant Comment by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: "Eek! I loved this so, so much! Drunken!slut!Sherlock is the best, and Jim being all creepy and manipulative and stalkery was awesome!
Will there be more of this? Because I'd LOVE to read more of this!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011