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Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: that.... is horrifying. There's seriously a teletubie actor who does porn? That's like Barney the purple dinosaur having sex. ... Oh my god, there's totally a kink meme somewhere with Barney having sex isn't there.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: That is literally the best fashion illustration I have ever seen. Cover of Vogue, pronto! Everyone should wear egg bombs and heels for autumn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The errant comment has been erased to the sands of time. One can only assume what the errant comment was. Historians will puzzle for years to come.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: LOVE LOVE LOVE 4EVER! SQUEEE!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary and Irene share a kiss
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Eventually by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I was watching the tv series with Brett!Holmes the other day, and there was one moment when he is impeccably dressed as always, but also wearing some black leather gloves, and getting rather in someone's (Lestrades?) personal space while explaining deductions in a thoroughly masterful way.

This gave me some very interesting squiggly feelings, let me tell you.

So I want to see: masterful!Brett!Holmes, wearing black leather gloves, and Watson being terribly turned on by this. (Watson being naked and writhing on a bed while Holmes is fully clothed and touching him while wearing the gloves is entirely optional, but would be very much appreciated. :D )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Leather
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was Sam Taylor-Wood's Pieta
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Exactly by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Why did Holmes choose to shoot the Queen's initials (VR) into the wall?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Mar 2011 Updated: 27 Mar 2011


Exhibit A by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Expanded Movie Scene by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I keep thinking about the scene in the movie where Watson seeks out Holmes in the room above the punch bowl. Watson is still angry with Holmes for the fiasco at the Royale. The part that gets me is when Watson says "YOU are Blackwood's final request." (which is really, really creepy if you ask me) and Holmes looks up at Watson with those big, puppy dog eyes, all sad and bewildered. I would like some expostion on Watson's thoughts here. Just for the Hell of it. Get creative.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Expérimentation by yue_ix Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, French.

Because I have a French fetish, however clunky it may be in the film.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 632
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Experiment by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson only had sex once, why? Answer: An experiment.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: More cushion for the pushin'. Dat ass. The badonkadonkdonk. We've all said it. We've all thought it. Even us girls wish we could tap it. But Watson actually gets to, so lets have fic where Watson is ALL ABOUT RDJ!Holmes' booté.

-smacking his ass as they pass in the hallway
-grabbing a handful whenever he can
-dirty talking to Holmes over his shoulder about dat ass as he taps said ass from behind, etc etc etc.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Experiments by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09' verse

Holmes/Watson

Watson wants dat ass...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Experiments by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson hesitantly experiment with their sexuality after seeing a homosexual couple in an alley.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Fade to Black by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Dark!Irene is sick of being ignored by Holmes (who is asexual or genophobic, or just 100% gay). So she drugs him and ties him to the bed and tries to ride his cock when he wakes up again. But fails because she can't get him hard.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Irene, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Faery Tales by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Tell me a fairy tale


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Fag Hag Mary by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We need more awesome Movie!Mary. Srsly. By the end of the film he's already remarkably fond of her - If Watson must marry then he must, although god knows Holmes can't see why. And of course he must come around to tea. And perhaps Watson is called away and perhaps they get drunk while Watson is off on an emergency, which is quite improper but Holmes won't stop offering her glasses and of course he can't drink alone, that would be a terribly tragic thing to do so she drinks to be sociable and then he's pouring another one, stubbled face delightfully affable and charming, capturing her chin between two fingers and saying "My dear, for a woman, you are one of the most stunningly aesthetically pleasing creatures it has ever been my fortune to observe." *sniff* "For a woman."

Of course by the time Watson comes home they're all ridiculously soused and comfortable with each other in a tangle of legs and giggles on the settee and Holmes is all "WATSON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT THE ENRAGED PARROT!" and from that point on Mary is totes Holmes' fag hag. TRYING TO HOOK HIM UP WITH OTHER MEN. "What about lestrade, you like him, don't you?" "Good god woman, never mention that to me again."

Dressing her up! Fucking about! Watson being completely blase and non-threatened by the relationship is a must. "Did you two have trouble with her corset stays again, Holmes?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fairytale Romance by buriedbooks Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A dark Fairy tale Romance
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Fall by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: If he holds on, he'll pull Holmes over the edge with him. So Watson lets go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Falling by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Posted this before but I can't find where. Watson just looks so sad, could someone please write a fic to go with this?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Fear by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #6

There's been a lot of fics written about first times, but what about only times? Basically, something that happens to a character or characters only one time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #6
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011