The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Feet in lap by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd love something fluffy, idc if it gets smutty or not, with either Holmes or Watson with their feet in the other's lap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Feline Grace by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

Take something you've done/seen/enjoyed/encountered/what-have-you today (or recently) and turn it into a little bit of SH fiction. It's the best way to not bore people with stuff that's not really interesting to virtual strangers.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes is hurt. Watson, Mary and Irene tend to him. Sexily. Fic to accompany the picture.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes/Watson/Irene/Mary H/C
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Figments by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes thinks Watson is a figment of his imagination... except he's not. He's really actually there.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


FILE YOUR FILLS! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson never posts his fills in the Filled Prompt Post. Dr Quackers gets him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Doctor Quackers
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fill the Flowers by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I had a crappy night. Really crappy (rejection's a BITCH) and in dire need of a hug.

Or a fic/art with someone giving someone else hug! Make someone really sad :( and low and then someone unexpected gives them a BIG hug and makes it all better! *cough lestrade gives sherlock a hug cough*

Or anyone else of your prefrence.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes attempts to get Watson to guess what is inside his jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes is asked to take on the case of a particular pirate regarding the jar of dirt.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Filling It by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: I used to be a none-fearing consulting detective. Then I took an hook to the shoulder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 03 Jan 2012


First Name Basis by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

First name!kink, because boy do I have one for these two.

Y'know what I mean, the only time Watson can get Holmes to call him John. Take it whichever way you like!

... and I swear, that wasn't a euphemism when I said it in my head.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 797
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Fist Fight by old_blueeyes Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson;
Fist-fight


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 583
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Five Objects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There are five objects that Holmes likes to have close at hand during sex. Of the five, two of them have nothing to do with sex, one is to fulfil Watson's kink, and one of them used to belong to Mrs Hudson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking, Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Five things Mary has in common with Holmes, and one thing she doesn't.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Flexible!Watson by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: That looks rather uncomfortable, dear chap."
"No, I'm just your flexible Watson."

Watson knows of a few circus skills. Holmes, Lestrade, Mary, Irene, WHOEVER, is/are
both impressed and rather turned on by it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fluff by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For the love of God, someone write me a quick bit of happy fluff
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Fool me once by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson has a habit of gambling away his rent money. In order to pay the rent, he starts to pimp out Asexual!Holmes.
I just have this idea of Watson calling for Holmes, "There's a client for you." and Holmes getting really excited and comes out of his room. Then his face falls when he realizes it's that kind of client, and not a new case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


For a greater good by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft knows that the only way to bring Holmes back to serve England post-reichenbach is to give him a pressing enough reason.

The death of Mary Watson should just about do it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


For King and Country by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "50 ways to leave your lover, any pairing, any 'verse, multiple short fills"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Apr 2011 Updated: 24 Apr 2011


Forbidden Fruit by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: APPLE EATING

Preferably with RDJ!Holmes eating an apple. As in, biting into it, maybe some juice trickling down his chin... Maybe Watson watches and the sounds of Holmes biting into the apple, chewing, licking juice off his lips drive him crazy. Making out ensues y/y?! With Holmes' mouth being all sticky and sweet.

tl;dr Apple-eating!kink Holmes eats an apple, Watson loves it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Just watched Fortysomething for the first time and I am in LOVE. It's fantastic and Rory (Benedict Cumberpatch's character) is adorable in his new age guy, sensitive, Too-nice-for-this-world sort of way.

Anyway - my prompt is that Holmes and Mycroft are actually members of the Slippery family, whether they be sons, adopted cousins, I don't care. I just want them both (and John of course) to come home for Christmas and utter madness to ensue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 48
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Four to Avoid by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The five "natural" emotions.

Grief
Anger
Envy
Fear
Love
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011