The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Fowl Play by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson walks in on Holmes fucking a chicken.

Bonus points if the chicken later pecks off Holmes's penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Freak by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Sgt. Donovan. The real reason why the two are so hostile to each other is because they're conducting a passionate affair in secret, and they don't want anyone to know. The whole bit in "A Study in Pink" where she warns John to stay away from Sherlock because he's a psychopath? That's Sally Donovan for "BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE."

Oh, and "freak" is her pet name for him. And they both get off on her using it in public.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: was re-reading the Onion. In particular, the article Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

This is sadly, a commonplace occurrence for our dear Doctor Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 678
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: So while Sherlock and John are investigating a series of disapearances in the London area, they are obducted by a gang who sacrifice virgins to 'appease the gods'

They find out that [either Watson or Homes depending on what verse you use] is a virgin and decide to sacrifice him the next day.

So they figure out that, while being kept in the same cell, the only way to save him is for the other one to fuck him so he won't be able to sacrifice him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Fuck or Flee by lonespark Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary/Holmes- Mary goes to see Holmes and confront him about his obvious distaste of her and treatment of Watson. Arguement ensues leading to...FUCK OR FLEE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Function and Form by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood's Raven. I need fic about the bird. It was a raven, right?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Funny and Hot by adrianfdagmar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I like this! Funny and hot, my kinda fic ;) :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Errant Comment, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Fur crossover by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: AU where Watson is a photographer, and Holmes is his neighbor, a la 'Fur.' Lionel is such an amazing smooth-talking dom in this movie. We need porn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is injured can Watson's Magical Sparkly Healing Cock cure all?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Watson's magical sparkly healing cock
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Gambling in the bedroom by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson likes to gamble in the bedroom...flipping coins to see how he'll hurt Holmes next, rolling dice to see how many times he'll force Holmes to come, etc. Is it his fault Holmes has wretched luck?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Ghost Hunters by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take a book, one you like. Take the first sentence of every 10 (or 20, or 50, depends on how long the book is) pages, and get inspired by the words to write a tiny drabble about your ship.

The stranger the book, the better the drabbles, is the ususal way.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Ginger Nuts by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: While intimate for the first time John discovers Sherlock has a terrible dark secret.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary:

gender-swap!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 594
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Summary:

Fiddling with Sir Thomas' magic book, Holmes turns Gladstone into a tiger. 

Any or all of the following:

-Gladstone doesn't act any different. 
-Holmes is ecstatic, as now he can experiment on Gladstone yet again to see what would happen should the subject be feline instead of canine. 
-Everyone who knows Holmes and Watson just kind of take it in stride. 
-Holmes's and/or Watson's clients freak. 

Crackity crack ensues!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 332
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Gladstone Prompt Fill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Gladstone wants his two masters to be together and fall in love because he cannot stand thinking about being separated from either of them if Watson got married. He plots in his cute doggie way to get them together :)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: BBC!verse.

Somebody, doesn't matter who, gets in a situation where, with all the joy in their heart and all the air in their lungs, shouts "WHEEEEEE!!!" Everyone around him/her either looks at them in confusion or joins him/her because they're in the same situation.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Gone with the Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: US Civil War AU

Grays and blues, baby
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Everyone knows Charlie's Angels right? Well, how about Holmes' Angels?

DON'T RUN AWAY. LET ME EXPLAIN.

Irene, Mary and Mrs. Hudson have to go undercover for Holmes. For some reason or another. Sex sprain, he's not a convincing drag queen. Whatever. But they are the badass girl trio that get information for Holmes.

And Watson is like Bosley. Or Boswell.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Today I realised I was up to xxx214B, so I jumped forwards a bit to locate order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Gun!kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In the original stories, watson's supposed to be something of a crack shot. gun!kink, anyone?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gunkink, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 605
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Gypsy Curse by sostrangechild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In Heat

Holmes pisses off some gypsy lady. She puts a spell on him, sending him into heat. Holmes is trying not to completely ruin the only friendship he has, but it's very difficult to act normal around Watson when he becomes painfully hard every time he enters the room.
H/W. Victorian something?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 May 2011 Updated: 12 May 2011


Haiku Porn! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Haiku Porn! by roladie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Haiku Porn! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Handcuffs by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: HANDCUFFS.

That is my prompt. Do with it what you will.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 65
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011