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Handcuffs by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Any character, from scenes through out the years to present day, through discovering/uncovering, accepting, disclosing (to various partners), and exploring their kink.

Sherlock Holmes, handcuffs, '09 movieverse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Happily Ever After by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Part of the "Holmes and Watson Raise Mary's Baby" series
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Happiness by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Happiness / Just some random happy times
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Happy BIrthday by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: t's my birthday! So with that theme can we have one of the boys getting birthday sex? Fluff is always welcome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Happy BIrthday by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It's my birthday! So with that theme can we have one of the boys getting birthday sex? Fluff is always welcome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Hard Somethings by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Take any out of context quote from the books, and make it as pervy as you can. Like, every time Watson writes "That's amazing, Holmes!" I ejaculated. he means it literally. Any pairing, any verse! Just give it a very very dirty backstory.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Harmony, Harmony by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Harry/Anthea texting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: GIMME LADYFIC

Mycroft's assistant/Harry Watson. SUPER BONUS if there's Sherlock/John too
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Harry Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Hateful by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song. This is The Clash's Hateful.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: He can't stop, mustn't stop, never stop.

If he stops now....then he's dead.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: The Sherlock Holmes Victorian Coobook Who wrote it, and what is in it?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: The real reason Holmes keeps a violin so close at hand?

Watson suffers from PTSD, and the only certain way to bring him back out of the flashbacks/re-living of the experiences he suffers quickly is by Holmes playing a specific tune on his violin.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 482
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Highly Efficient Criminal by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

There are times, in his darkest moments, when Holmes thinks about turning to crime. He remembers why he doesn't every time he thinks of Watson. Watson makes him want to better himself.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Hired Gun by lazaefair Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Moriarty/Moran.


Moran is more than just a hired gun~"


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 425
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


His Fingers by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

watson/holmes: Watson's observance of Holmes' long slender fingers


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 537
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


His Non-Native Tongue by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09 verse!

H/W

Holmes always speaks French when they have sex. Watson learns that Holmes is actually saying things he can't say in English. (i.e. I love you)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Holiday in Bracknell by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" He exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes and Dogs by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes playing with dogs. No drugging. Just actual affection. Doesn't have to be Gladstone - random dogs on the street or the dog he would sometimes get on loan from the Yard for tracking.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes and Mary, BFF by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Mary become inexplicably BFF behind Watson's back, sharing the dog and stealing Watson's clothes and sitting around having tea when he's not home. He'd be jealous if he weren't so bemused and also he's not entirely sure which one he should jealous of.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: ...and decide which prompt to fill.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay. So. Holmes and Watson being violently pulled away from each other by an angry crowd (for whatever reason) and both Holmes and Watson fighting tooth and nail just trying to stay close to each other, frantically kicking, biting, hitting who ever is pulling them apart just to reach for the others hand. Bonus points if Holmes manages to break free and kisses the hell out of Watson before being dragged away. Kicking, screaming, crying. Just give me Holmes and Watson freaking the fuck out about being viciously separated.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Either Holmes and Watson are hardcore football fans
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: See title. Three teeny fills, the last one probably most along the lines of what the prompter intended.
Categories: Ficlets, Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson VS. the Water Temple from Ocarina of Time.

Short summary: That damn place is the bane of anyone who has played 'Ocarina of Time' without a guide. And even with a guide- it can be frustrating.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment fill:

My only criticism: it wasn't long enough!

I hope to see more fills from you soon.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011