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Holmes can't lie. by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes accidentally ingests a drug that means he can only speak the truth.

Not just that, he will feel compelled to answer, no matter how much he might want to hide what he is about to say, or how horrifying he finds the whole "emotions" thing.

He's with Watson, of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson writes a story and it's not good. He submits it for to be published and it makes it into print and no one likes it.

Watson is humiliated and sulky. Holmes cheers him up with his penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary:

In honor of [info]taleya's supreme awesomeness (http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/468.html?thread=17778644#t17778644) 

Holmes becomes obsessed with sparkle text


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes fences. Watson gets hot and bothered.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: -- But a bitch ain't one.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is allergic to Watson hair! Obviously the mustache tends be a problem when they try to kiss."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Holmes has two penises by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has two penises
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes is rather poo to Lestrade in the Canon. But there is genuine affection between them. What did Holmes do to engender such trust as Lestrade shows in him? Pre-Watson, no BBC series please


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes calls out for Watson.

But watson won't (can't?) answer
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Holmes Meets A Baby by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Okay, I've seen it prompted elsewhere that Mary actually dies giving birth, leaving Watson/Holmes with a daughter to raise. I cannot get enough of this idea. Please shower me with adorable kid!fic with Watson/Holmes parenting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes on Drigs by youeeediot Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: rape of the snow with spaghetti of the holmes without supper to the base in the first instance please
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes snorting cocaine off Watson's ass.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 662
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes takes a drug that makes him say everything that he's thinking out loud.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Holmes teaches Watson French by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to teach Watson how to speak French. But, whenever Watson tries to say something (in French) he ends up sounding like Julia Child.

Any verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: One of the baddies (Moriarty or something) kidnaps Holmes with plans of raping him. However, when they try, they find out he's a seductive sex machine who tops the hell out of them from the bottom.

Granada verse would be loved!!!!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I just moved into my new place (in the same state because I'm a loser like that) and I want a fic about Holmes moving from his old flat to the infamous one on Baker Street. Maybe, a first meeting with Watson and a sexy encounter on the desk that just wouldn't fit up the goddamn stairs?(!) Anything you got I'll take, bb. =)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmes Won't Shut Up by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: How will you whaaargarble

...With my testicles in your mouth?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Gagging
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Please can I have a fic about Holmes' rooms on Montague Street, near the British Museum, where he was living prior to Baker Street? More specifically, about their general grubbiness &/or what inspired him to get the hell out.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Holmes' secret by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So it is say at the beginning of "The adventure of Black Peter" that Holmes has "at least five small refuges in different parts of London, in which he was able to change his personality".

Four of them are use in a profesionnal purpose, the last one is hidding someone / something Holmes doesn't want Watson to discover, never (And obviously, Watson finds out.) : A secret wife and child, a collection of corpes he murdered himself, a lover, Mary-who's-supposed-to-be-dead, whatever! Surprise me, KM! Make it crack or make it dark, I'm totally for multi-fills if it inspires severals people!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Holmes' Tongue is a Penis by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' Tongue is a Penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Holmes, Dr. Seuss style by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to seduce Watson, a la Green Eggs and Ham style.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Cunnilingus, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes/Clarky by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: fter Irene left Holmes handcuffed to the bed, we see a maid come in, scream, then cut to Clark and Holmes in the carriage, yes? Well....

WHERE IS ALL THE CLARK/HOLMES?

SERIOUSLY! The theory is that Clark was the poor schmuck who came upon Holmes NAKED and HANDCUFFED, and had to get him out of that fix. With the keys under the pretty pillow. YOU THINK HE DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE? I think so, AND I WANT TO READ IT. Clarky seems like SUCH a fanboy too...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: So, you know how we tend to slant Irene as being the wild-woman in the sack who knows all the ways to drive Holmes/Watson/Mary/Everyone into fiery heights of passionate ecstasy?...

Well, I want Holmes to turn all that on its head and SHOCK Irene with just how incredibly filthy and aggressive he can be. Give me ridiculously rough sex AND the raunchiest goddamned dirty talk you can get toppy!Holmes to muster, sweet filler.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes/Watson -- They're undercover on a case. In order to maintain their disguise, they wind up having to fool around/pretend to be lovers/ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 379
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Holmes/Watson/Irene threesome by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: lesse...how about Holmes/Watson/Irene, that scene when Holmes wakes up and they're both sitting there all "you are the stupidest man ever and absolutely delicious when you wake up"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 453
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011