The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary: "Incest! It's the game the whole family can play!

And the Holmes' are very fond of Watson.....so. Yes.

Holmes/Watson/Mycroft and Mycroft had better be on the bottom because he'd crush the other two. Bonus points for the bed breaking under the sheer weight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmesmon by marill_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Pokemon meets the Holmesian universe.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Home Front by bowsofwrath Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson taking care of both Holmes and Watson while Holmes is taking care of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Apr 2011 Updated: 17 Apr 2011


Home Remedy by gilbygirl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mrs Hudson catches Holmes and Watson having sex.
Watson tries to convince her that he was just taking Holmes' temperature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Homesick by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: would love to see some fleshing out of minor characters. People who don't appear at all, like Mary's conveniently dead ex-fiance in the 2009 movie, or people who don't get treated like people with stories worth telling, despite actually being pretty central and interesting, like Tonga in The Sign of Four.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: PROMPT! Watson and Holmes are locked in a small, trunk like thing and first time, UST frottage, occurs.

What they gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, in their trunk?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 94
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


House crossover by nicodeimus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So it's established that House and Wilson were based off of Holmes and Watson. Well, I'd love the guys to meet. Preferably, sick!Watson needing House's mad diagnostic skillz. Bonus - Watson teaches House to cane fight. 

Kink: Possessive!Holmes ftw


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 498
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson didn't meet because of Mike Stamford. Here's the real story.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: You know in the begging of the episode when Watson bolts up in bed because of his nightmare? Well I want him having a nightmare so Sherlock goes to wake up. Just when he leans over Watson wakes up and sits up suddenly and totally accidently headbutts Sherlock.

Not really kinky but it would be funny xP
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has a bad day. Holmes cheers him up with a puppy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Humpcatting. by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Humpcatting.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


I can has memebang? by nicodeimus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Without A Clue
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

The universes are colliding!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary:

THE WALLS OF REALITY ARE BREAKING DOWN. AND ALL THE WATSONS AND HOLMES ARE JUMBLED UP.

GO!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes is stalked by a flying penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


I love you by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: At Reichenback, Watson is so downhearted after reading Holmes' letter that he jumps into the falls. Holmes can't but watch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


I Need it to Hurt by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

 

"I need it to hurt, Watson."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Knife Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


Summary:

Use this line: "Why do you love me?"

Challenge? Pairing can't be John Watson/Sherlock Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 320
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Drabble Challenge: I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I'll follow you into the dark.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


I'm sick of you! by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Snide Comment: I am sick of all you pretentious assholes on this Kink Meme. I know it's all the same person doing it anyways. Its probably dire-redox because all she ever does is get OT and name drop what pretentious shit books she reads and pretentious shit music she listens to. I'm so bored of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, in some mad back & forthing with Cutebutpsycho99 in which it was discussed that Jeremy Brett (Granada Holmes, of course) played Freddie in My Fair Lady, and he had a bit of the sweet, throbby, musical pash for Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn - awesome), and in that movie she gently kicked him to the curb. So... well, look, you don't need to know the exact path that led to my madness, you just need a prompt... Ahem!

I had this totally weird brain fart where Eliza Doolittle comes to the Granada Holmes with a case. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Possibly regarding the murder of 'enry 'iggins.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!

And I've seen some of what y'all have made happen, too. *points finger* You know who you are.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011