The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Stories
Summary: Sherlock to Watson, no established relationship, NOT for a case. I dare you to make it work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John hears somewhere (friend/television/internet/etc) that one can effectively discipline one's cat with a spray-bottle when they engage in bad behavior. John figures Sherlock acts like a cat, maybe he can be disciplined like one... Because, really, what could be the harm? At best he'll get Sherlock to stop shooting holes in the walls of their flat and at worse Sherlock will end up very, very wet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 148
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock/John at a gay bar dancing until they're about ready to fuck on the dance floor.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Nacho sex. Any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


In honor of Lady Gaga by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Her entrance...the egg/womb...just something, you guyz!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: The latest Sherlock movie, with a bitchy, queeny Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has too much morphine. A strange dream ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: BBCverse-John goes away for a few days (idk, conference, to visit Harry, anything) and Sherlock finds himself bored and ugh, missing him, so he sends him texts like every five minutes with the most ridiculous/inane messages.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!John moving Sherlock's shampoos and chemicals around in the bathroom. Slime ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Incoherent Holmes by colordrone Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

reposting because it's absolutely my favorite thing in any fandom and I want it there so much it hurts. Please, anon, do not fail me!

Holmes/Watson with Holmes talking a lot but not making sense. He's either high, feverish, insomniac or suffering from bloodloss, whatever. Kind of like untranslated stream of consciousness, like hybrids in BSG. Would prefer it non-pornish, more H/C.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Inconvenient by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Al Gore
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: You know how BBC-Sherlock has those nummy suits that he never wears a tie with so his collar is strategically opened and showing off that neck?

God bless their wardrobe department is all I can say.

Anyway, how about some hickie-fic? John finally unable to resist the lure of the Opened Collar, or Sherlock at a crime scene and Lestrade pointing out he has a hickie.

Don't think Sherlock would be embarrassed by it, but might cover it up so people will stop asking annoying questions.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Insecure!Watson by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd love me some Holmes/Watson where Watson is jealous of Irene. Honestly, beyond that I don't much care, I just really really want Watson fretting that he's not interesting enough
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 240
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Doilies turn Lestrade on.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson hopes for some afternoon delight. Holmes has other plans.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Interlude by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: More than words
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 208
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Into the night by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since we're on fire with the U2-based prompts, can we have something based on Bad, please?

Except obviously not heroin addiction, but cocaine addiction...you know where I'm going with this...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Into The Woods by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds himself in the staring role of a fairy tale...and he is not amused.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Into the Woods by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

3 in 1 prompt (and get your mind out of that gutter)

cracky prompt: Holmes is Goldylocks. Clarky, Higgins, and Lestrade are the three bears
dirty prompt: Wolf!John/Little Red Bowler Hat!Holmes
cracky dirty gutter prompt IDEK!: the 7 dwarfs/Holmes


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


iPM by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Radio 4's iPM programme has a feature where a "famous voice" reads out a bulletin comprised of sentences listeners have sent in about their week. No names, no further explanation.

This one is your prompt:

“At the age of sixty-four, I’ve been told by a very dear friend that he’s in love with me. And I feel wonderful.”


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Irene/Mary, comparing notes about the men over tea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 745
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Irene/lestrade by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Maybe Irene likes that he's easier to deceive than Holmes. And she knows he has to keep chasing after her, no matter how often she escapes, because it's his job. Idk, someone can make it work. Fufill this anon's random ship needs!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Sherlock is exposed to Violin Hero. Insanity ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011