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Keys to the heart by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Here to beg ;D This is something I wanted to draw, but I couldn't figure out how to convey it without making it a sequence:

Holmes is sitting on his bed trying to pick an unusual lock. The combination of hand!porn and watching Holmes slowly penetrate the lock gets Watson rather hot under the collar. Bonus if when Holmes finally opens the lock, he finds himself enthusiastically pounced, then proceeds to repeat the whole painstaking operation upon Watson's person (only, presumably a bit more lovingly and without metal tools, like.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Kiss It Better by jacknjill270 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Kiss Mini-Fill by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One kiss changed everything. And yet it changed nothing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jan 2012 Updated: 19 Jan 2012


Kiss You Where It's Sore by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Often when Holmes is hurt, Watson will kiss it better.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Kisses by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Kitties! by blankpassage Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dr. John Watson unexpectedly wakes up under a pile of black and white kitties and one consulting detective. Any 'verse. I'd like to find out why, not just his reaction to it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Knives by sostrangechild Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes strikes me as one of those people who can do really weird things with their toes, like playing the violin, etc. We need fic with the Holmestoes! I don't care what he's doing, as long as it's cute/weirds Watson out a bit. If you can work Mycroft in, that would be great, too!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: Prehensile Feet
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

There had been some discussion of posting a prompt for lachrymatory bottles (see http://www.lachrymatory.com/victorian.htm). Possibly it was posted, and this is a reprompt. Possibly not.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary: Why does every Lady Gaga song apply to BBC Moriarty?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 74
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Laser Pointer by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WHAT IF HOLMES WAS HIGHER THAN A KITE AND THERE WAS A LASER POINTER. WITH THE SHINY RED DOT ON THE WALL. WOULD HE FOLLOW IT? WOULD HE ACT LIKE A CAT? WHAT WOULD WATSON DO?

I WANT TO KNOW.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Laugh of bad omen by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson says this about Holmes in Hound of the Baskervilles: "I have not heard him laugh often, and it has always boded ill to somebody."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


lay your fingertips by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

BOARDING SCHOOL AU.

holmes/watson, contemporary or victorian era, whatever you want.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 904
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Le Gloves by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson
gloves.

IDC HOW OR WHAT JUST... Watson and gloves. unf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 523
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Le Petite Mort by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson narrates an orgasm.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson make the most of a stakeout.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Lestrade can't sleep by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't sleep. In fact, he hasn't been able to for days. Someone helps him out....without sexytimes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Lestrade/Mycroft + baby by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Lestrade/Mycroft, tickling by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I have a tickle!kink bigger than the Big Ben, so I want to see Lestrade and Mycroft have a tickle fight!

Bonus points if Lestrade starts it by accident by trying to subtely touch Mycroft, because he's never been really close to the man and he's really rather attractive...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Lestrade/Watson Wall by selkie3 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade/Watson Wall
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Life's Waiting to Begin by muir_wolf Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: YOU THERE. FILL THIS VISUAL JOY. ANY PAIRING.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Life... ITSELF! by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: (Errant comment) The OP loves Leslock and how the person who did the fill brought their relationship to life.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


Light spells danger by flibbles1989 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have seen various Whovians on the meme assert that Mycroft is secretly the head of Torchwood.

WHERE IS THE FIC PEOPLE??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Use this line: "Why do you love me?"

Challenge? Pairing can't be John Watson/Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 126
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 15 Mar 2011


Limericks by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Life just went a bit bonkers. And I REALLY need to be cheered up. With H/W fluff. And sex. And banter. And domesticity. And everything that is not angst.

Give me fic, give me art, give me six word fills, give me RDJ eating an apple whatever. JUST CHEER ME UP PLEASE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011