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Limericks about Clarkey by ms_adler Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by e_p_kitty Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by linguini17 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Little gestures by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The hardest part about living with Sherlock Holmes is learning that every little gesture has a meaning.
Holmes/Watson.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


lolfill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want a fic where Holmes says Halloa! Halloa! Halloa! What´s this? and at some point Watson ejaculates. Oh ACD.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Long Hair by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For some reason, Holmes has a long hair. Watson adores it. Sexily.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012


Long Wanted On the Voyage by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Irene/Watson/Holmes. She comes through their lives like a hurricane and Watson has become used to the distraction.

Maybe something where Watson sees her before she lets Holmes know she's in town and finds himself cheating on Holmes with her?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 677
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson walking somewhere in a pitch-dark forest/countryside road. (case gone wrong and now they have to get back home perhaps?) With no candles or any light and looking for place to stay overnight. I want Holmes to hold Watson's hand and guide him in the darkness. At some point Holmes may notice that they have been walking in circles and feels extremely guilty for being stupid.

Just want some fluff and mutual comforting. In total darkness. Extra point for some body-heat sharing in cold night or "Please take my coat!" "No, you take my coat"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Longing by sostrangechild Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: It's easy -- write whatever you want, whatever pairing you want, whatever universe you want.

The challenge? Do it in second person narrative. Smuttier the better.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 225
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Love at Full Gallop by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

H/W. If Sherlock Holmes were a cheesy romance novel. That's right guys, I want loins set on fire and heads thrown back in exhileration; long, wavy hair tossed about while riding beautifulm white horses.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Love at Full Gallop
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Love Letters by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have a little story, but there are words missing, and I need you to help me fill them in. (word list ommitted) Either reply with a few words or the whole list. If you are replying with only a few of the words, please pay attention to what others have written, and which words we still need. in 24 hours, there will be a fill here that shall contain all versions of what you have all helped to write.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Coward, Gladstone, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Loyalty by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a fic where someone (Holmes?) says something incredibly stupid/insulting about Gladstone and Watson flips his shit. He then proceeds to demonstrate how awesome the dog still is.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Machine gun vs flyswatter by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a machine gun. Watson has a flyswatter. Who will win?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Magical Yo-Yo by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I would like some art of Holmes conducting some bizzarre expirement or babbling on about deduction, logic, clues, art, music, whatever, and Watson doing that thing where you drag the skin of your cheeks down with your fingertips in that sort of I-can't-take-this-anymore fashion. Ya know?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Make-up by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wearing eyeliner, turns Watson on
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Malfunction@+++ by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had any Dark!Robo!Watson from Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century yet?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Marrying Mary by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson proposed to Mary because he doesn't believe Holmes will ever be willing to take their relationship further than sex. To prove him wrong, Holmes decides to "propose" to him.

2009 movie, plz?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Frycroft/BBC!Lestrade

Fluffgasm, go!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 146
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011