The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Marshmallows by SlashyKink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson eats all the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms, then puts the box of grain pieces back in the pantry.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mary had a little Lamb by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary had a little lamb. His eyes as blue as sky. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In response to the trollworthy comment "Mary was the orginal MarySue. cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The trolly prompt was:
"Mary was the orginal MarySue.
cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."

so of course we went the other way....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Mary pegs Watson by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Mary/Watson, implied Holmes/Watson

Mary pegs Watson, and he calls out Holmes' name.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Pegging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 417
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Mary Sue by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: sherlock holmes meets mary sue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: "I know exactly where my place is, dear Mary. It's between you and Watson."

ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT, ANON.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mary/Irene femmslash by grim_lupine Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Irene/Mary

Whatever you want. But just fyi, it was sort of inspired by a fic someone wrote about Watson and Irene giving each other the keys to their respective mate's handcuffs.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2185
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 24 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: John Watson is the master of disguise. Sherlock takes advantage of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mathematics by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It's nice, but it hurts.

~

It's not what you think it is.

~

Bad, bad, bad idea.

~

I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.

~

It doesn't suit you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Maths by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Moriarty has a bad case of Holmes addiction (Sherlockaholism).

Moran stages an intervention.
...
Using mathematics.
...
They were never Moran's strong suit.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Mechanics and Sincerity by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Asexual Holmes lets Watson fuck him, or he fucks Watson with fingers, or anything with him just wanting to give Watson pleasure. With lots of kissing and whispering in each others ears.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Asexuality, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Medea by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: While I was building this (/shameless self-pimp) I couldn't help but notice something:

And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.

Emphasis mine. So I put the question to you, kinkmeme: How did Irene end up 'late'?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Medical Malady by adrianfdagmar Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft is somehow hurt/injured and Watson is the only doctor on hand who can save him in like a reaaaaaaaaaally long and difficult operation. Does he manage it? (I love happy endings but I leave this up to you). If he doesn't, does Holmes forgive him? If he does, how does Holmes thank him? ;)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Mermaid!Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A domestic scene with Merman!Sherlock and John Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Merow by sockpuppetaccnt Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Micro-Fill by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "What are your intentions with my brother?"
"Oh, it's quite simple, really. I intend to plow him like a cornfield."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Harry Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jan 2012 Updated: 19 Jan 2012


Mille-feuille by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: My attempt to pay homage to Proust's madeleines.
Food Porn!Schmoop
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Mini Dialouge Fill by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson find out Holmes is in love with him and instead of leaving like Holmes expects, Watson returns his feelings. They begin a relationship of sorts (mostly kissing and groping between cases), but Watson refuses to let Holmes see him completely naked which leave Holmes sexually fustrated.

The reason? Watson is an hermaphrodite and he know Holmes is an invert and that he dislikes women. Even though Watson identifies as a man he's afraid that Holmes won't want him once he finds out.

Holmes reassures Watson that's not case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Mini!Fill by my_dear_watson7 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't care what kind of story this is. I just need it.
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Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Mini-Fill by damnednforsaken Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The first time Holmes kissed Watson he thought he had made a mistake.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jan 2012 Updated: 19 Jan 2012


Miss Mary Sunshine by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Reefer Madness crossover.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Missing Comments by coasterchild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes takes on the case of the missing comments
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Missives by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes discovers that Watson's newest lady friend is already married... to Lestrade. Neither Watson nor Lestrade know what's really going on. What does Holmes decide to do? Who does he tell?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2011 Updated: 25 Jun 2011