The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Almost by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OK, this has been in my head since the last posting of adorable puppy pic:

Holmes, Watson, and puppy Gladstone. (Mrs. Hudson, too, if you like!)
Silly talking
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Alone by MarieNomad Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has finally moved all the way out. Holmes is lying on the settee and Gladstone, sensing his depression, comforts him.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Sep 2011 Updated: 24 Sep 2011


Alternate Realities by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "In every other timeline they're together. They're meant to be together."

Show me the angst. Show me the fluff. Show me the crazy half-second fragmented AUs. Show me anything, just go nuts!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 159
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Always Together by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson talks to Holmes like he's still around.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Amy Lestrade by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You guys know I would never ask for kid!fic...
... until I saw this pic:


and the image of daddy!Lestrade went straight to my ovaries. Come on, meme, give me something sickeningly cute!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes can only say "Pants"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


An outing in the park by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Part of the "Holmes and Watson raise Mary's Baby" series. An outing in the park
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, we found an unedited version of the Adventure of the Speckled Band.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: An unexpected character has a sexual identity crisis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


And By The Way by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes tells Watson that he loves him for the first time. Of course, it is not during some deep moment, but rather, in an extremely off-handed and casual manner.

'09, Canon, or Granada?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


And No One Will Hear by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Soon after Holmes and Watson have started a romantic relationship, Holmes is brutally raped.
Watson deals with the aftermath, and is trying desperately to find the culprit...
It ends up being that Holmes has been lying about the culprit’s description ect, because it was actually WATSON who committed the rape.
Watson has no recollection of such an event.
How, you may ask?
Watson has another personality (due to Dissociative identity disorder) that he is not aware of,
who says/does horrible things to Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Angsty masturbation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes alone in his room, fingering himself to orgasm while crying and thinking about Watson.

Maybe Watson has just moved away with Mary, or maybe he is still living with Holmes but Holmes has not had the courage to tell him about his feelings yet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Angsty Poetry by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Does anybody want to take another shot at me?
The gun is loaded and the bullets are free.

Watson or Holmes angst, pick your poisonhttp://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/3747.html?thread=2121123#t2121123
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Another fill wtf by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Another Night by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Late at night Watson sits awake looking at Holmes sleeping, basking in the knowledge that he's taken Holmes’ virginity.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Anthea by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Anthea tells Mycroft: "I know everything about you because I am in love with you, you insufferable prat!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Anticipation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sucks on Watson's belt buckle (or vice versa).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Anticipation by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes sucks on Watson's beltbuckle.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Sherlock has been prompted to go on the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" And is defeated by trivial knowledge that he had decided was not worth knowing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


As the stars collide by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Atmosphere by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some Holmes/Irene up in here? Specifically, Holmes/Irene in their room at the Grand? I mean, why would Irene refer to that room as "[their] old room"? Maybe because THEY DID IT ALL OVER THE DANG PLACE IN THERE.

Fun, sexy, half-clothed, naked, kinky, vanilla, drunk, sober, passionate, steamy shenanigans plzkthxbye!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Autoerotica by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John bond over the Aston Martin V12 Vantage. Subtext goes wild.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John comes home one day to be greeted by( link to photo) a baby duct taped to the wall.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I've written a fill for the Mitchell and Webb look Holmes and Watson sketch (anyone yet to see it, and interested -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp02ubGuTIU). I can not for the life of me find the original prompt, so here is the fill. Also, spoilers for that sketch.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bad, bad, bad idea. by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble Challenge : Bad, bad, bad idea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011