The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Stories
Modified Styles by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes in the styles of
1)Lemony Snicket (serise of unfortunate events)
2)J.K Rowling (harry potter 1-7)
3)Stephine Myer (twilight saga)
bonus points and my undying devotion if you can fit all 3 in the same fic.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Moran's Revenge by por_queeee Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Moriarty is alive!

 

Nope.

Chuck Testa.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Moran puts his wish that he and Moriarty would run away in song.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Moriarty's Revenge by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there's a great BBC zombie fic there, but are there any victorian era ones? If not, this is my prompt! Victorian zombies!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 393
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Moriarty's Revenge by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there's a great BBC zombie fic there, but are there any victorian era ones? If not, this is my prompt! Victorian zombies!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: John has popcorn.

Sherlock wants it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sequel to The Crack in the Ceiling...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The crack in the ceiling had a habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Mrs. Hudson Has Her Way by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Mrs. Hudson finds out about the true nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship and blackmails them.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mrs. Hudson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Summary:


Mrs. Hudson calmly serves tea to a client and covers for them as Holmes and Watson make very noisy love upstairs.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 554
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson is tired of Holmes's destructive mood swings and overall gloominess when he doesn't have a case.

How does she fix this little problem? She tickles the crap out of him of course. And since she's had kids before she's really good at it.

In a nutshell, Holmes is a jerk and Mrs. Hudson decides to do something about it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 192
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: "Mrs. Hudson. I assure you. there is a very logical explanation for all of this! You see, our dear Watson tripped, fell, and his penis just so happened to land inside my anus."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Multiple mini Holmes by masakochan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The original was Creepy!Watson illustrating the definition of 'cling'. Down in the thread someone wanted to see different versions of Holmes clinging to Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Creepy!Watson clings to you
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Murphy's Lay by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want realistic sex. You know what I mean?

The kind where they don't come at the same time, the one being sodomized loses his erection while the other one gets off, a blowjob that just doesn't go anywhere, "If you could maintain the same pace and pressure for just more than 10 seconds, this might actually work!".

But it doesn't matter it's not perfect, cos, you know, love. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Mustaches are awesome! Watson as the Old Spice guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mute Holmes + Sign Language by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes needs to use sign language to communicate for the time being, but it turns out he's been saying some inappropriate things to Watson without meaning to...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


My Dearest Friend by damnednforsaken Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Like in that scene in Spiderman, but with Holmes and Watson (with one of them laying on the settee or something). I don’t care who initiates – but I would like it to be unexpected, and it would be appreciated if the fic starts off pre-established relationship. Super bonus points if you go into detail about one or both of their thoughts about how incredible the kiss is. What happens afterwards is up to you, as long as there’s a happy ending. b29;
P.S. Am I the only one who finds this idea incredibly hot?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Mycroft and bubble wrap by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Mycroft and bubblewrap



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Mycroft as a stripper by diamond_04 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: On the weekends, Mycroft works as a stripper for chubby chaser clubs.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft as depicted by Jeremy Clarkson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft created Watson's penis, and he wants it back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Mycroft is my favorite by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Mycroft to reproduce. I want baby Mycroft's, I want him to love every second of it, and be really good at being a family man. I don't care who's the mommy, but I think it's high time my big fella gets some more loving.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Mycroft/Umbrella by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Umbrella knows Mycroft is cheating on her. Why won't he just confess?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Mystery Solved by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock's emotions run very high when he solves a mystery.

Urgent, sloppy sex please!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Naked Debating by captain_pihkal Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson gymnologize.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Naked Lestrade by stranded_pearl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade becomes a nudist
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011