The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Naked!Holmes by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wanders about the house. Naked.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes in heels by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes wearing nothing but a pair of red high heels.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Naptime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson complains to Mycroft about Holmes's lack of sleep, or maybe he just needs him out of the way. So Mycroft drugs Sherlock and arranges him to sleep in the corner of his office for a few hours while Mycroft continues working as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Natural Progression by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The start of Holmes and Watson's romantic relationship was not uncertain and full of angst. It was all very simple. 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Neat and tidy! by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a nightmare about Watson brushing his hair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: The paparazzi annoy Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


New Ways of Thinking by Feralious Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes decides to try being naked in order to make his mind more efficient.


Categories: Ficlets, Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: MM, None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2012 Updated: 08 Mar 2012


New Wife by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A really sad part of me wants to know what happens when Dark!Watson's Mary dies. Does he go out and seduce the nearest thing, only doesn't follow through? Stamp on all the flowers in the park? Blame Holmes?

A companion piece to A New wife by Feriowind
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was a picture of a squid wearing a deerstalker, carrying a pipe and magnifying glass.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: 221b is invaded by vaginae. Not women. Vaginae.

The newest BBC! trailer for Season 2.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Nightmare by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has strong desires that he tries to suppress but Holmes becomes one of his victims.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Nightmare by sazzat Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I had a nightmare that you were gone...but then I woke up and it was true."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


No Good by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Evidently I just can't fuck with Holmes enough today. I don’t know why, but I want Suicidal!Holmes. But NOT because Watson has married Mary. I just do not like Holmes being as can’t-live-without-my-man pathetic as Bella Swan, or Watson owing Holmes adultery LEST HE DIE, or Mary being all Evol!Obstacle!Temptress!woman.

So, send him into a tailspin because of something else, or because of nothing except depression being a bastard like that, or whatever. Watson’s marriage can be an exacerbating factor if you absolutely must.

I do not want the fellow to actually die, I still want Watson to SAAAAAVE him of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I still really just want ever so faintly angsty fluff - hurt-comfort but with only trace levels of hurt - in which a touched but slightly bewildered Holmes gets hugged senseless. By Watson, obviously. I don't know, some sort of bad thing happens - minor but with vaguely reminiscent of some more serious thing in Holmes' past that Watson knows about - or there's some sort of swiftly-resolved danger, and as soon as Watson has the chance he's all aaaargh Holmes *rugbytacklehug*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: John grows his hair out. Sherlock likes it. A lot.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is being tried as a witch. Watson is his Inquisitor
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


No Other Option by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What happens to poor innocent!Moriarty after the events of The Seven Per-Cent Solution?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


No Sunlight by buriedbooks Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window and go back to sleep. Safe from pain and truth and choice... and other poison devils. See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


No Time Wasters by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes holds auditions for his new Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Nobody Waiting by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The last moments of Lestrade's life
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Nocturnal emittance by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During a little "me-time", character of your choice, calls out a name but make it someone completley unexpected!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Non-con aftermath by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock and Fem!John are put into a "fuck or die" situation and, of course, comply with their captor's demands. They had been doing the whole I-like-you-and-I-think-you-like-me-but-I-don't-want-to-risk-doing-anything-about-it dance for weeks before, and all that they had been working up to has been destroyed. I don't need to read the actual act; I'd just like to see the repercussions it would have on their budding relationship, and to possibly see Joan move out for a while.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: Family Guy, "Why do you close your eyes when we make love?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Not in honey by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Of the different incarnations of Holmes in the cartoon, we were lacking a mummy Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2011 Updated: 07 Sep 2011


Not quite a sequel... by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Holmes meets a baby. Mary dies in childbirth, leaving Holmes and Watson to raise the child.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011