The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Summary:

I just want to see Holmes getting fucked by a hollow dildo filled with bees.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Not Tonight by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You'll often find prompts where it says "X is really turned on by Y doing this random thing".

I want Holmes to have one habit that really turns Watson *off*. Holmes is oblivious and "but I thought we were gonna have sexy times?", and Watson says "yeah, not really feeling it today".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Notes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was screencaps from the Granada!Series
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft disciplines Sherlock. Sexily.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Sensory deprivation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Number 15 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The weather is dismal, and as such, I require cheering up.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO WRITE AN H/W FIC USING ALL OF THESE (http://www.createblog.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t135507.html) . ANY VERSE. PRONOUN SUBSTITUTION PERMITTED.

CUPCAKES TO WHOEVER DOES THIS. :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Observations by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

10 People Who Found Out That the Great Detective of London Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His SideKick.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: HOLMES/WATSON; WATSON/MORIARTY. (POSSIBLY LEADING TO MORIARTY/WATSON/HOLMES?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Ode to Bee!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Ode to the Soldier by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Grass stains on Holmes's knees.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Of the Oraly Fixated by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson can only sleep if he's sucking Holmes' fingers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Oh God I can't Stop! by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


oh god, my HEAD by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have an EPIC hangover this morning, and want to share the pain.

Holmes, Watson, and whoever else you wanna throw in there, getting ridiculously drunk. They try to fuck, but are way too fumbly and stumbly to actually follow through with anything, and end up passed out in the kitchen or something. Next morning they have a hangover of DOOM and bitch at each other over the tea Mrs. Hudson has brought their pathetic asses.

Bonus points if they drink flaming shots at the bar.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Old Habits Die Hard by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't get over the feeling of a cigarette in his mouth. So he takes smoke breaks, slaps on a nicotine patch, and pretends to smoke. Straws, sticks of incense, empty rolled up cigarette paper. Sometimes he just catches himself gesturing with an invisible cigarette.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has a jar of dirt and he informs Inspector Lestrade of what else is inside.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


One Last Mark by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I would like to see Blackwood shoving a bloody and beaten Holmes to the ground and then pissing on him.

 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


One sentence fill by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I see pie at your feet and I'm envious."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


One sided love gone wrong by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

One-sided Holmes/Watson.
I want to see one of them confess their love, and the other actually react badly.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


One Syllable by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover. Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Holmes has gotten himself in trouble (again) and Watson comes to rescue and is so relieved to find Holmes alive that he kisses him. (They are both attracted to each other but haven't done anything about it yet?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 867
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2012 Updated: 03 Mar 2012


Summary: One word prompt: Barbarity
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


One word prompt - Bubbles by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One word prompt: Bubbles
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: One word prompt: Charm
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011