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Badly Written Smut by softassand Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want badly written smut and I want it KNAOWWWWWWW. Because I have a thing for crack...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes colors with the Irregulars.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson reluctantly(?) dresses in drag to watch over....and eventually save....Holmes. Prompt includes link to Jude Law in drag.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: STOP MELTING MY BARBIE DOLLS!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Bargains by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson becomes very ill. Holmes is the most bad-ass mother hen to ever mother hen.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Barter System 2.0 by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft learns about his little brother's barter system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Bathtime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


BBC Dinosaurs by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Universe crosses over with Asylum!Universe
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: How BBC!John Watson died.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 49
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


BBC!Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


BBC!Watson gets superpowers by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Since I have a kink for Superpowers I wrote this little minifill in hope that someone get inspired and pick up the idea, or some parts of it to write an actual story.

English is not my native language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes you will find and also for the crap I wrote ( first time etc. ;).


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


BBC/09 by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The walls of the universe are cracking and all the holmes are jumbled up


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2011 Updated: 26 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade has to make a deal with Death for some reason or other.

What does Death want in exchange?

One dance.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson gets battered and bruised during an epic case-related fight with baddies. When he and Holmes get back to Baker Street, Watson is slightly concussed and not really well enough to have a (badly needed) hot bath alone.

Cue Holmes strips himself and drowsy Watson nekkid and they get into the bath together. :D!! Tender caring Holmes cleaning Watson's poor bruised body, sleepy Watson leaning back and kind of slurring, like "Mmm so cosy and happy, I'm having that lovely dream again..."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Bee keeping kiss by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson post-retirement smooch
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Begging and Bound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: shibari (or kinbaku if you prefer) fic please? Ideally spending a lot of time describing the process of Holmes being elaborately restrained with rope and how pleasurable that can be, even before they get to the sex.

Come on, during Watson's three continents worth of penis escapades surely he ran across gorgeous rope bondage and was later able to make use of this knowledge when he realized how pretty RDJ!Holmes is all covered in rope...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Belly Rubs by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Watson giving pregnant!Holmes belly rubs. Granada!verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

It makes me sad that we never see Stamford, like... ever again after he introduces our favorite pair. So...

Holmes shows up at his door one night and thanks him for giving him something he can no longer live without.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes is confused as to why the OP has requested Holmes/Watson angst to uplift their mood.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Better than sex? by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers ice cream
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


BFFs by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes invests in a pair of friendship bracelets for Watson and himself.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Blackwood by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Anyone! Please!

Wouldn't mind Blackwood performing one of those rituals his father alluded to - perhaps one of our heros, or Irene or even Mary as the unwilling participant. Just give me some Blackwood please...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 273
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: Blackwood enchants Watson's swordcane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011