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Gladstone
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24 HOURS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 24/Holmes Crossover
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Fine Mess by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'll give my heart to anyone who will write me a fill about Holmes bonding with puppy Gladstone, even though he doesn't like dogs (or is afraid of them, maybe?)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I just finished "The Final Problem" today (and no matter how I alredy knew what was going to happen, I still was OMFG OMFG OMFG at every line. It's a fashion attitude to have on the subway, that is all) and something stroke me. Remember when Holmes informs Watson that their lodges at Baker Street have been lit to fire, though no great harm have been done?

Well I want great harm. I want Holmes to be out during the night for a case or whatever and coming back to see that 221B Baker Street is in fire, Watson awaking surrunded by heavy clouds of dark smokes, hot air, difficulties to breathe and Glagstone barking like mad somewhere in the house. Then coming-to-rescue-and-terrified!Holmes, roofs and stairs falling apart, I-m-not-leaving-my-dog-here!Watson and OMG(in night clothes)!Mrs. Hudson. Cookies for heroic!Glagstone. With potentially some injuries for some of them, trauma and all, but more important, the despair to see their place totally ruined. And happy end, somehow, maybe Holmes had saved enough money to made everything repaired and he and Watson help to re-build it?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Alone by MarieNomad Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has finally moved all the way out. Holmes is lying on the settee and Gladstone, sensing his depression, comforts him.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Sep 2011 Updated: 24 Sep 2011


Bad, bad, bad idea. by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Drabble Challenge : Bad, bad, bad idea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bamf!Gladstone by reona32 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Normally Gladstone is quite laid back, but because of another animal or person, he starts growling and snarling. He does everything he can to try to get to them. Holmes and/or Watson try to get him under control, but he snarls at them as if to say "BACK OFF! I GOT THIS! HE'S MINE!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Bustache! by crimson_adder Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson as the Magical Schoolbus
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Coughs and Colds by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick and trying (and failing miserably) to take care of each other.

Or just bitching incessantly (I'm sicker than you) at each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Defensive by unsettledink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

...yes, I'm asking for Gladstone H/C.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Dog in a wig by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A dog wearing Irene's hair
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Doggy Style by mneiai Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Gladstone

Doggy style.

(Gladstone humping Holmes to completion)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 339
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have some firsts? First time Watson found out about Holmeses cocaine addiction. First time Holmes found out about Watson's gambling. First time Holmes found out how flatulent Gladstone was IDEK, go nuts. All those unpleasant first time surprises you find out after moving in with someone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

Fiddling with Sir Thomas' magic book, Holmes turns Gladstone into a tiger. 

Any or all of the following:

-Gladstone doesn't act any different. 
-Holmes is ecstatic, as now he can experiment on Gladstone yet again to see what would happen should the subject be feline instead of canine. 
-Everyone who knows Holmes and Watson just kind of take it in stride. 
-Holmes's and/or Watson's clients freak. 

Crackity crack ensues!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 332
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Gladstone Prompt Fill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Gladstone wants his two masters to be together and fall in love because he cannot stand thinking about being separated from either of them if Watson got married. He plots in his cute doggie way to get them together :)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson has a cat. Greebo. Holmes does not like him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I don't know if such a fic has already been written, but ... Holmes and Watson are having sexy times, except Holmes can't get into the fun completely because Gladstone is right there staring at them. And won't go away even after Holmes chucks a shoe at him.

Bonus WTF points if Gladstone rips a fart half way and scares himself away from the scene.

Some more bonus points if the next day in the park, the reverse situation occurs and Watson is all "See, Gladstone doesn't give a damn when we watch him".
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes Doodles by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: When Holmes is at his desk thinking, he sometimes takes pen and paper and doodles some sketches.

I wanna see what the piece of paper would look like after Holmes is done with it. Like, a doodle of a rose, some Wagner quotes, a scribbled down "Mrs Sherlock Watson" surrounded with hearts, maybe some splashes of various chemicals that have eaten through the paper (and desk)...
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Love Letters by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have a little story, but there are words missing, and I need you to help me fill them in. (word list ommitted) Either reply with a few words or the whole list. If you are replying with only a few of the words, please pay attention to what others have written, and which words we still need. in 24 hours, there will be a fill here that shall contain all versions of what you have all helped to write.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Coward, Gladstone, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Loyalty by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a fic where someone (Holmes?) says something incredibly stupid/insulting about Gladstone and Watson flips his shit. He then proceeds to demonstrate how awesome the dog still is.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Misery by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Give me some big time hurt/comfortRDJHolmes 2009 movie verse. Just do whatever you want to him, but hurt him AND I WANT WATSON COMFORT AND GUILT AND ALL.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Mar 2011 Updated: 25 Mar 2011


Observations by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

10 People Who Found Out That the Great Detective of London Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His SideKick.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Puppy Gladstone by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can we have a story where Holmes is the one who gives Gladstone to Watson as a puppy? Maybe Watson is feeling down or Holmes has been an ass again, and is making it up to him? I just. I want Holmes to give Watson a puppy!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 275
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Sherlock FAILS by ms_adler Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somebody fails at something they're trying REALLY HARD at. Don't care what, don't care who (although... Holmes is awful pretty when he's suffering, y/y?)
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011