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Irene Adler
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"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: I would like Irene, handcuffed to the bed. Brought to the brink by Holmes, only to have him leave the room for tobacco, a case, ninja!attack!, whatever really. She's stuck there for awhile, naked (a reverse of what happened in the movie), only to have him come back with roses and strawberries. Which are used in fun, sexy ways (LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS WITH THIS PAIR. THEY DON'T DO TEA PARTIES) before THE FUCKITY-FUCK (I love that phrase).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


1 of 50 Ways by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover -- multiple short fills.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Guys, I've lost my mojo. I can't write porn anymore. :( I apologize to the people I promised fic. You will get your fics, but it's gonna take a bit. Hopefully not too long. Until then...

I've written a lot of porn for this meme, hell, I even filled that flavoured lube prompt with porn and all I'm asking for is some good old dry humping. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: This is for [info]coasterchild who was in chat tonight telling me about her theories on Mycroft/Irene. And persuaded me. Hardcore. So I hopped on the bandwagon and decided to write this for her birthday. Consider it a belated present.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Ad Victorem Spolias by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant comment: "AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sequel to AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


All Fun and Games by smokexscribbles Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

For some reason, I would really like to see Holmes accidentally or unintentionally, but still with great force, hit Irene or knock her down or something else, like BAM, and then both of them just be totes shocked for a second because, yeah, they're love-hate enemies and they play rough and tumble some times, but Holmes has never actually *hurt* her before. And then of course he has to be all awkward and apologetic and very delicate and careful with her, trying to take care of her and fix what he's just done. I'd read it. I'd read it even HARDER if Irene bleeds all over Holmes just to up the angst Holmes experiences over it.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1626
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Anything Goes Fill by votesaxonx Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Irene says the hotel room she got was their old room, so what where they doing there last time?

The Victorian equivalent of waxing their legs, talking about cute guys and watching rom-com DVDs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Atmosphere by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some Holmes/Irene up in here? Specifically, Holmes/Irene in their room at the Grand? I mean, why would Irene refer to that room as "[their] old room"? Maybe because THEY DID IT ALL OVER THE DANG PLACE IN THERE.

Fun, sexy, half-clothed, naked, kinky, vanilla, drunk, sober, passionate, steamy shenanigans plzkthxbye!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Barter System by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OT4 SHARING CLOTHES.
Holmes steals from Watson who borrows from Mary who borrows from Irene who steals from Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bizzare Fill by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

It's easy -- write whatever you want, whatever pairing you want, whatever universe you want.

The challenge? Do it in second person narrative. Smuttier the better.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Born to Run by muir_wolf Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: rene/reboot!Kirk

Anything at all, except broken hearts (they don't believe in them) or getting caught (there's always a way out).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Braiding by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Irene, hanging out, friends with benefits situation. Sherlock braids her hair for her with incredible dexterity, surprising and charming her.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Brilliant Mistake by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:


Julian!Holmes and Clay!Watson Less than Zero AU.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Errant Comment by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I LOVE YOU.

CONTINUE AND YOU SHALL OWN MY DIAMONDS.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Eulogy by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Based on the 2009 movie: Irene Adler dies right before Holmes and Watson's eyes.

I'd love to read of Holmes' reaction to her death (he probably tries to convince Watson that he is ok, while in reality he is trying not to crumble in front of him). Also, I'd like a concerned/protective Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Summary: Mary and Irene share a kiss
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


False Arresting by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson get arrested for sodomy... but neither of them have performed the act, or have been with another male.

Could be angsty or humourous, could be H/W after they get through the ordeal. Doesn't matter. I'm just imagining Lestrade or someone arresting them and Holmes and Watson going 'Wait, what... really? Dude, that's silly.'
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011