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...---... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


24 HOURS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 24/Holmes Crossover
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Bitter Message by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood or someone humiliates Holmes by forcing him to drink his own piss.

*hides under the bed*


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #4

How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.

The catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #4
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Ascendancy by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Blackbird's Call by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is on Blackwood's side. The crows that always flutter around in the film belong to Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Blackwood by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Anyone! Please!

Wouldn't mind Blackwood performing one of those rituals his father alluded to - perhaps one of our heros, or Irene or even Mary as the unwilling participant. Just give me some Blackwood please...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 273
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Blackwood/Coward by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Am seeing a severe lack of Blackwood/Coward! I'll take anything - fluff, porn, angst, art (if someone did art ... I think I would pass out) - anything!
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Blackwood/Coward by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Coward : sex and magic : darkness, devotion, desperation

As to why Coward joined Blackwood in his evil plots, it wasn't just for the power.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: BDSM, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 931
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Blackwood/Holmes by lily_the_cheese Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Bend your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new"

Blackwood/Holmes
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Conquest by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During hot, tender villain sex, Blackwood tells Coward his visions for when he rules England/the world. Mostly how he will crown Coward as his consort, and no one will be able jack shit about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fingering
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Defeat by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: After Blackwood won, Lestrade and Clarky and quite a bit of Scotland yard stood against him. Those who were captured rather than killed were locked away with water and a bit of bread and then hauled out, gagged, and bound to seats in a circular room.

In the middle of the room, Holmes is brought in, stripped, gagged, and chained in a kneeling position. As a show of power in front of the yard (and Watson), Blackwood fucks Holmes, ever so slowly, and with everyone gagged the only sound in the room is flesh on flesh, with Blackwood bringing Holmes off at the end, leaving him covered in cum, tears on his face, chained in the middle of the room with the last of the yard loyal to him (and Watson?) around him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Do What You Will by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood/Coward : sex and magic : darkness, devotion, desperation

As to why Coward joined Blackwood in his evil plots, it wasn't just for the power.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 287
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Function and Form by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood's Raven. I need fic about the bird. It was a raven, right?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Greater Purpose by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins scenario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Holmesmon by marill_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Pokemon meets the Holmesian universe.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


In Want of a Legacy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins senario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Mpreg, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Summary: Brett is Blackwood.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Leviathan by viceindustrious Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So I was rewatching the 09 movie again today, and I thought of something that I don't believe has been requested before, and what I thought of was this:

Blackwood/Coward established relationship. After Blackwood has been put in prison before the hanging, Coward goes to visit him and has everyone leave, but for whatever reason he can't get into the cell with Blackwood. So they have sex through the bars. As in, Cowards bare ass pressed to the dirty bars of the prison cell with Blackwood angrily fucking him. Of course it doesn't work quite as well as they need it to, but it gets the job done.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Non-con gangbang by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Noncon gangbang with Holmes as the victim. You decide the characters.

movieverse, pretty please (with cherry on top)


Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011