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A Serpentine Occurrence by gilbygirl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade and Anderson reunite, thanks to one Mary Sue Tulip.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Wet Occurence by blighted_garden Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary Sue Pumpernickel reunites lovers Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Amy Lestrade by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You guys know I would never ask for kid!fic...
... until I saw this pic:


and the image of daddy!Lestrade went straight to my ovaries. Come on, meme, give me something sickeningly cute!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Cold by bcaluroso Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since I first read the ACD stories - lo these many years ago - this line has intrigued me:

"I assure you that the most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance money..." --Sherlock Holmes, The Sign Of Four

Who was this woman? How did Holmes know her? Did he discover her crime? And what in the name of John Hamish Watson made her so deucedly attractive to him???
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Confined by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets Watson pregnant.

After Watson has given birth, Holmes finds that doesn't like Watson without a baby in him....If there’s not a baby in Watson, Holmes isn’t happy...so he gets Watson pregnant again and again.

It's never enough.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson, OFC
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: DubCon, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Country Holiday by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It seems to me that every time Watson insists that, for the good of Holmes's health, he must go on a holiday to the country...wherever they go there is murder and burglaries and, well, basically, a mystery for Holmes to solve.

So...Holmes is rather ill and run down. Watson takes him to the country. A case pops up. I'm really looking for one of two things:

1. Watson puts his foot down. He tracks down the miscreants himself or he locks Holmes in a room, or whatever but he is not going to let Holmes's rest and relaxation be ruined yet again.

2. Watson isn't able to stop him and Holmes's health is seriously effected; for once another case is NOT just the cure he was looking for to save him from his latest illness. It puts him seriously at risk.

So basically I want sick!Holmes with either a dose of silliness and humor or seriousness and hurt/comfort or some mix of all these things. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Nov 2011 Updated: 27 Nov 2011


Errant Comment by truthwritaslies Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I guess my image counts too. :D I didn't make it as sexy though:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wingfoot_42/pic/0000ckgy/
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 230
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Errant comment fill! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: That is literally the best fashion illustration I have ever seen. Cover of Vogue, pronto! Everyone should wear egg bombs and heels for autumn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Expecting by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Guy Ritchie verse (aka Robert Downey Jr version) Holmes to be pregnant with a daughter, and he's falling so in love with his unborn child that he speaks to her often, even singing to her in French when she keeps kicking him in his sleep.

Watson is the loving, doting father. He does whatever he can to keep Holmes happy. Perhaps Holmes becomes worried about whether or not their daughter will survive the birth and Watson comforts him with touches, kisses, belly rubs, you name it.

And when the baby is born (they name her Nina, and she has Holmes' tan skin, and dark brown hair and eyes) Holmes discovers the joy of suckling her, even though he feels a twinge of sadness that she is no longer safe inside his womb...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2012 Updated: 23 Apr 2012


Greater Purpose by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Set in a Blackwood wins scenario, Blackwood forces Holmes to carry his child.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Mpreg, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Hazel Eyes by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock raping someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1222
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Lais by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Het rain sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Missives by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes discovers that Watson's newest lady friend is already married... to Lestrade. Neither Watson nor Lestrade know what's really going on. What does Holmes decide to do? Who does he tell?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2011 Updated: 25 Jun 2011


Not Molly by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Most of the time Sherlock Holmes seems to get what he wants, one way or another. Thwart him, KinkMeme. Make him work for something he normally gets. I want him to have it in the end, sure, but make him earn it or at least have to go out of his way for it. Doesn't have to be anything big or complicated, either. The trick? Don't let it be John Watson that he wants it from or that makes him jump through hoops or whatever. Use someone else. Mycroft, Lestrade, even Molly - someone else, I don't care. Put yourself in there. Canon, Movie, BBC. Smut, Gen, Humor, Crack. It's all good.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Pick-Pocket children by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OK so i'm a tinry bit drunk right now. So this means I want child holmes and watson being like, a double team of pichpocketers. Like kid holmes pretends to be all hurt and an adult comes over and helps and like, watson sneaks in a takes their wallet or watch or whatever. Then they go back to their super sekkrit fort and do what ever kids do.

Any type of fill for this is welcome. Butomg could you IMAGINE an artfill with kid holmes and Waton being all... like from Oliver?! But i;m good with anything.
Categories: Art Characters: OFC, OMC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Awwww Ingrid. What a wonderful story. Sweet,sweet,sexy Watson.
Thank you
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OFC
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 184
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Teacakes by saharajara Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson finally snaps, sick of being a Victorian, tearing off his clothes in public.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: It's Christmas Eve, the Watson and Holmes family is being far too cozy and cute at home. Nothing complicated, take your insulin now, this is just nothing but fluffy, pointless shmoop.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The Holmes stories in The Strand have a small but fervent female following. Some of them meet on a regular basis to share their art, fic, songs, most of which is H/W slash (of course). Basically, a Victorian equivalent of an LJ slash comm. It's your choice whether Holmes and Watson really exist, but I'd prefer it if the women believe them to be fictional characters.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011