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Inspector Lestrade
Other Results: 15 Series
 
 
Stories
Small Man, Big Times by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is dragged off and tortured by his captors. By the time his fellow Yarders are able to find an rescue him, the good Inspector is badly hurt and positively terrified.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Bradstreet, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, John Watson
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging, Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Heart That Bends by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes had been kidnapped Lestrade and his men have given up their search, whilst Watson does not…and eventually he figures out where Holmes is
Watson finds Holmes, in a bloody heap; chained to a wall, body, possibly mind as well, broken.
I’d also like to read about the aftermath;how Holmes reacts to everyday living, after his ordeal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Lapse in Judgement by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes falls into a coma. Watson pronounces him dead and buries him alive.
Does Holmes have the benefit of being buried in a safety coffin?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


A Serpentine Occurrence by gilbygirl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade and Anderson reunite, thanks to one Mary Sue Tulip.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is the White Knight. Sherlock is the damsel in distress. Mycroft is the King. Lestrade is a peasant.
Moriarty is a dragon.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


A Steep Day To Break by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock swallows a kitten at Lestrade's urging. Then someone tells them to get off their lawn.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Albino Cave Dweller by mothergoddamn Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE USE OF AS MANY OF THESE HORRIBLE EUPHEMISMS FOR PENIS AS YOU CAN IN ONE FIC.MAKE ME WINCE AND LAUGH AND CRY AND THEN DIE A LITTLE INSIDE. MULTIPLE MINI!FILLS ENCOURAGED, EVERYONE CAN PLAY. ULTRA BONUS POINTS FOR WORKING IN LESTRADE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Amy Lestrade by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You guys know I would never ask for kid!fic...
... until I saw this pic:


and the image of daddy!Lestrade went straight to my ovaries. Come on, meme, give me something sickeningly cute!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Summary: Lestrade. Gregson. Penetration.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: An unexpected character has a sexual identity crisis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Have you ever seen Lestrade in a fanart? Yeah, me neither.

Lestrade and Clarky, maybe? It'd be ever so sweet.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Bathtime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different from Girls.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Inspector Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Second in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Third in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Fourth in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade has to make a deal with Death for some reason or other.

What does Death want in exchange?

One dance.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011