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Mary Watson nee Morstan
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"Why do you love me?" by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Why do you love me?" with Mary/Moriarty


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Mary writes Holmes/Watson fanfic. Watson finds it and offers to be her beta.

"Really, darling, one should have copious amounts of lubrication before that act."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes/Watson from a not-bitter-Mary point of view.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Ad Victorem Spolias by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Always Together by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson talks to Holmes like he's still around.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Approval by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What I really want is desperate!relationship after Holmes ditches England to go hang out with monks and Mary's death. Cue lonely Watson and available Lestrade.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Associations by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Spoilers a-comin' in a very vague kinda way:

A few months after the end of A Game of Shadows, Holmes asks Watson (and Mary, if you like,) to a concert. It's only once they're on the steps of the concert hall that Watson sees the posters advertising the performance of some of Schubert's works, including Die Forelle.

Que Holmes, who is determined to overcome the vividly terrifying memory of being strung up from the rafters by a meat hook (and probably just that whole, terrible affair in general,) and Watson, who knows what all this is about but is too stalwart to do anything but sit down, shut up, and let Holmes squeeze the living daylights out of his hand.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jan 2012 Updated: 08 Jan 2012


Assumption by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets a call of an explosion at a restaurant. Mary and Holmes were involved. He gets there and Holmes is halfway concious, but very out of it, Mary's not. Watson immediately leaps to the wrong conclusion, even as he's taking care of both of them. "Holmes, how dare you take my wife into a dangerous situation" etc etc etc even as he knows he shouldn't blame Holmes and Mary is a grown woman in her own right.

Eventually Holmes wanders out of the Watson house, still half-concussed and confused, but convinced there had to be a case somehow because he couldn't remember the reason they were there. Of course, when Mary wakes up and the fire report's in, it turns out it was a complete accident. A gas main exploded or the like, and the pair of them were just at the restaurant for a lunch because they're awkwardly trying to call a truce over all this warring over John. In fact, Holmes moved to protect her during the blast, and that's how he was hurt.


Watson goes to apologise, but Holmes isn't there....
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson. Mary. Karma Sutra
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Prompt was a cosplay picture of a Sister of Battle from Warhammer 40k with the line: "MARY MF WATSON."


Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


BoobieKittens by lonespark Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: puppy!Gladstone (or any other small animal) snuggled up in Mary or Irene's corset/brassiere/whatever Victorian boobage holders you care to name. While said lady is wearing it. Because small puppies and kittens love them some boob cuddlin'.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bound by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Pairing: Sherlock/Mary

Kink: Mary wants to get back at Holmes after what he said to her in the restaurant but she has another motive. That being, after their meeting, she secretly lusts after him. She gets him alone, ties him up, complete with gag, 'smacks him around a bit' and sexually teases/humiliates him before forcing herself on him. Although he tries to resist, he can't move or utter a word due to being bound and gagged the entire time until she's done with him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Brilliant Mistake by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:


Julian!Holmes and Clay!Watson Less than Zero AU.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Care by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Everyone sees the ways Watson looks after Holmes. Almost no one notices what Holmes does to look after Watson.

Slash or gen, victorian verse please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 151
[Report This] Published: 27 Jul 2011 Updated: 27 Jul 2011


Carried by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John carries Mary over their new threshold and to bed. In completely different but not unrelated circumstances, Mycroft also carries Sherlock to bed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Mary loves her husband. Very much. But he's not always around because he's with his friend, Holmes (be it that he's sexing up Holmes or just out on cases, whatever).

So she steps out. A lot. It's not anything with emotional attachment. She just wants some attention.

What she doesn't know is that Watson gets off on watching her with other men. He just loves knowing other men want her that badly. So much so that he arranges it that her liaisons are with a disguised Holmes and he can watch them together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Cuddling by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mary goes to bed, cuddling up with her husband. When she wakes up she sees Watson cuddling Holmes who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2012 Updated: 26 Apr 2012


Damaged by marill_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Something happens where Holmes' is without air for an extended period (strangulation, drowning, whatever) and when he awakes he is, tragically, brain damaged. That brilliant mind is reduced to that of an ordinary 4 or 5 year old. Mary and Watson take him in. I know. I'm a sick puppy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

Prompt was a picture of a person doing cosplay of a Sister of Battle from Warhammer 40k. Line was: "MARY M.F. WATSON."


Categories: Art Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Vase Smashing.


It could be Irene/Holmes, Watson/Holmes, Mary/Holmes, Mrs. Hudson/Holmes (why do I sense a theme here?) or even Holmes/Watson. Just let 'er rip.

And if it ended in smut, I wouldn't object too hard.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Don't Get Married by roladie Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


DYIN AU by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I read the AU where Watson gets poisoned. I now want to read the one where Watson DIES because Holmes is a drama queen. *evil laugh*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011