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Mrs. Hudson
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Summary:

"Holmes, have you stolen my undergarments again?"
"Uh, we have a barter system."
"But my undergarments?!"
"Yes. And you are welcome to mine."
"I don't want to get inside your undergarments!"
"That's not what you said about my pants, dear Watson." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 152
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


A Glass Too Clear by sacred_chao Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is captured and injected with cocaine, far more than even he is used to. When Watson finds him, he's a quivering mess of addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2011 Updated: 01 May 2011


A Heart That Bends by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes had been kidnapped Lestrade and his men have given up their search, whilst Watson does not…and eventually he figures out where Holmes is
Watson finds Holmes, in a bloody heap; chained to a wall, body, possibly mind as well, broken.
I’d also like to read about the aftermath;how Holmes reacts to everyday living, after his ordeal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Everybody wants Watson. Observe:

Mrs. Hudson--makes his favorite jam
Mary Morstan--visits entirely too frequently, drops hints about marriage (and doilies)
Mycroft Holmes--invites him over for "discreet visits" to the Diogenes
Lord Blackwood--kidnaps Watson for "secret sex rituals" with him and Coward
Coward--see above
Sebastian Moran--shares exciting stories about India (while cheating at cards, but still...)
James Moriarty--awkwardly attempts to be romantic by buying flowers, chocolate, vaguely threatening stalker-ish love notes, etc.
Gladstone--looking at his leg in that manner
Lestrade (and the rest of Scotland Yard)--looks at in an inappropriate manner, shamelessly flirts when Holmes is (supposedly) out of earshot

Sherlock Holmes is jealous as hell, and totally rejects this BS. He holds a meeting to discuss "the state of the Watson" with everyone present. Namely, Watson is HIS, and everyone else should go find their own dashing, ex-military boyfriends with pretty moustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Intercrural Sex
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7354
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


A Wager Settled by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not enough misuse has been made of Watson's cane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Afterthought by lechaussette Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knocks up Mrs. Hudson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I just finished "The Final Problem" today (and no matter how I alredy knew what was going to happen, I still was OMFG OMFG OMFG at every line. It's a fashion attitude to have on the subway, that is all) and something stroke me. Remember when Holmes informs Watson that their lodges at Baker Street have been lit to fire, though no great harm have been done?

Well I want great harm. I want Holmes to be out during the night for a case or whatever and coming back to see that 221B Baker Street is in fire, Watson awaking surrunded by heavy clouds of dark smokes, hot air, difficulties to breathe and Glagstone barking like mad somewhere in the house. Then coming-to-rescue-and-terrified!Holmes, roofs and stairs falling apart, I-m-not-leaving-my-dog-here!Watson and OMG(in night clothes)!Mrs. Hudson. Cookies for heroic!Glagstone. With potentially some injuries for some of them, trauma and all, but more important, the despair to see their place totally ruined. And happy end, somehow, maybe Holmes had saved enough money to made everything repaired and he and Watson help to re-build it?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Bow-wow-Chika by siamesegoth2 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Bow wow chika

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon, Pegging
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Boys will be boys by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes get into a screaming, throwing, hitting, punching argument over something ridiculous. Mrs. Hudson makes them spend the day in their own rooms away from each other.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Brett!Holmes gives Mrs Hudson a hug. I care not for the reason, as long as there is fluff :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


ceci n'est pas une by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The characters' reactions to "Sherlock" slash.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Close Call by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is labor, something goes wrong. Whether it’s something like he‘s lost to much blood or the baby is turned the wrong way or whatever really.

And Holmes is afraid that he’s going to lose both Watson and the baby.

(I don’t want them to die, I just want Holmes to think that they’re going to die)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 31 May 2012


Summary: Holmes/Watson.
Holmes is what I like to call an "agressive cuddler." If you're not in the mood to cuddle... he'll make you cuddle anyways
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 243
[Report This] Published: 07 Jul 2011 Updated: 07 Jul 2011


Coughs and Colds by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick and trying (and failing miserably) to take care of each other.

Or just bitching incessantly (I'm sicker than you) at each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Delivered by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes to be pregnant. Make it m-preg, make him into a girl, do any combination of the two...your choice in the details so long as he's heavily and obviously pregnant. (and preferably au enough that no one finds it THAT weird that it happened)

And I want a person fondling him, feeling his belly, like a proud and besotted and doting father of the baby/lover might do. Feeling the baby move, whispering in Holmes's ear, perhaps even hands travelling south like he wants a re-enactment of what led to Holmes's condition in the first place. Tasting his milk. The sort of scene that should be fluffy and beautiful and possibly sexy.

Except he isn't the baby's father or Holmes's lover. He's Holmes's kidnapper/stalker.

So what happens when the real daddy arrives? Bonus points if the baby starts coming at an inopportune moment and Holmes's and the baby's lives are in real danger.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 May 2011 Updated: 13 May 2011


Dusting it off by teaandsequiturs Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson ends up turning to prostitution to raise funds (make up your own reasons...practise going badly, refuses to be a kept man by Holmes, moustache needs a new pair of shoes)

He finds he has a large succession of customers: his friends. Some are trying to help, Some are affecting care, but eager at the opportunity to buy Watson Goods now they're on the market. Go nuts, with any combination Mycroft pays him four pounds for Watson to sit there and be stared at for half an hour. Irene is openly curious about the Great White Dong of Three Continents. Maybe Lestrade has a huge uniform kink and wants to be spanked madly while Gregson yells abuse. Mrs. Hudson wants the cobwebs cleaned. Mix it up!


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Holy shit. Can't breath from laughing. It is finally official. RDJ!Holmes bottoms for everyone. Men, women, other Holmeses, tentacle monsters, mice...

I love this.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson has a cat. Greebo. Holmes does not like him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Haiku Porn! by roladie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Response to the "Haiku Porn" prompt
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: The Sherlock Holmes Victorian Coobook Who wrote it, and what is in it?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Home Front by bowsofwrath Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson taking care of both Holmes and Watson while Holmes is taking care of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Apr 2011 Updated: 17 Apr 2011


Home Remedy by gilbygirl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mrs Hudson catches Holmes and Watson having sex.
Watson tries to convince her that he was just taking Holmes' temperature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: olmes had been missing for a little while and is found severely injured (by rape and torture)
Holmes injuries vary from bruises, whiplashes, and he even has disgusting words carved into his skin…
He can only stand to be around Watson, and while Watson is stitching him up he swears vengeance on those who did this to him (if they aren’t dead already/captured), talks Holmes through his medical care, and thinks (or even tells Holmes) about how much he loves Holmes. (Or maybe Holmes just randomly tells Watson he loves him.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011