The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Other Results: 6 Series
 
 
Stories
Antique Notions by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, high on MDMA (or Ecstacy), goes antiquing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Holmes fucks a pizza by theprophetrass Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks a pizza. Other food would be ok, but I'd prefer pizza.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Doilies turn Lestrade on.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Maison D'amour by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The reason Holmes has problems interacting socially isn't because he's asexual, but because he's an objectum sexual. As in, he fucks houses. Watson's in love with him so when he finds out, he tries to make it work
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1027
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


One last fling by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had this yet? BBC!verse. Sherlock/the skull on the mantle. Skullfucking.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Tortoise!Watson shags Holmes' persian slipper.

For inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011