The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Story Elements: Threesomes
Other Results: 3 Series
 
 
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Summary: Mary writes Holmes/Watson fanfic. Watson finds it and offers to be her beta.

"Really, darling, one should have copious amounts of lubrication before that act."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Proper Night At the Opera by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/Watson/Irene

A proper night at the opera
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 879
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: So a couple months ago on chat there was a really interesting conversation. Lolly was particularly tired and running some thought through her head as follows:

lolryne1: (now I imagined Holmes and Watson having sexing times and Mary waking in the middle of the night, all "FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS SLEEPING!!!!" "Sorry Mary :(" "We're sorry :(" "=_= Can't go back to sleep now. Okay, I join you, but I HATE you")

Sooooooooo, Watson and Holmes just not having common sense, or maybe coming back late from a case. . . you decide anon!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Bound by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Pairing: Sherlock/Mary

Kink: Mary wants to get back at Holmes after what he said to her in the restaurant but she has another motive. That being, after their meeting, she secretly lusts after him. She gets him alone, ties him up, complete with gag, 'smacks him around a bit' and sexually teases/humiliates him before forcing herself on him. Although he tries to resist, he can't move or utter a word due to being bound and gagged the entire time until she's done with him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Compostion by ninja_firefly Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson/Lestrade Do with it what you will

Granada would be nice, but I'll take what I can get
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Cuddling by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mary goes to bed, cuddling up with her husband. When she wakes up she sees Watson cuddling Holmes who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2012 Updated: 26 Apr 2012


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade is injured can Watson's Magical Sparkly Healing Cock cure all?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Watson's magical sparkly healing cock
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Gravid by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes pregnant after a threesome with a tentacle beast and Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality, Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson DP Mary.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Holmes, Dr. Seuss style by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to seduce Watson, a la Green Eggs and Ham style.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Cunnilingus, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Holmes/Watson/Irene threesome by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: lesse...how about Holmes/Watson/Irene, that scene when Holmes wakes up and they're both sitting there all "you are the stupidest man ever and absolutely delicious when you wake up"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 453
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Summary: movie. Holmes has been framed for something awful by Moriarty and everyone (including Watson, oh noes!) seems to believe him guilty so he decides to run but is so distracted and disheartened he doesn't manage to shake the police for long. Cue Watson helping Holmes escape and revealing he believed in Holmes all along and was only helping the police because he wanted to know what in the bloody hell was happening. Holmes and Watson and Mary all end up on the run and wacky shenanigans, danger, and thrilling last minute escapes ensue. At one point Holmes and Watson dress up like ladies much to Mary's amusement and at another Holmes and Mary pretend to be married much to Watson's. Holmes and Mary end up bonding leading to OT3 sexytimes. After some time (and with Mycroft and/or Irene's help) Holmes name is finally cleared and he's sad because he thinks this means OT3 time is over. Watson and Mary thoroughly disabuse him of this notion.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: "Incest! It's the game the whole family can play!

And the Holmes' are very fond of Watson.....so. Yes.

Holmes/Watson/Mycroft and Mycroft had better be on the bottom because he'd crush the other two. Bonus points for the bed breaking under the sheer weight.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Mehndi. Have we had Watson and Mary painting Holmes yet? With a lovely victorian possessive twist?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Fellatio, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Moriarty kisses Santa Claus. Watson is jealous until a threeway breaks out.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Lestrade gets tickled! by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want to join the tickle!kink party too.

We've had Holmes get it, but how about we get Lestrade into the action.

Who's going to take the Inspector down a peg? That's up to you potential authors!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Lion's Den by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes/Clarky/Jude!Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Long Wanted On the Voyage by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Irene/Watson/Holmes. She comes through their lives like a hurricane and Watson has become used to the distraction.

Maybe something where Watson sees her before she lets Holmes know she's in town and finds himself cheating on Holmes with her?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 677
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Mary is Awesome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The trolly prompt was:
"Mary was the orginal MarySue.
cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."

so of course we went the other way....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary totally understands how to fullfill the secret needs of her husband... with a little help of a certain great detective.

Give me something with the three of them in any way. (Anon loves evil-Mary by the way.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: "I know exactly where my place is, dear Mary. It's between you and Watson."

ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT, ANON.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Missing in Action by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade kidnapped and hurt and being all stoic and manly and secretly hurting but not giving in to the baddies, and then Sherlock and John rescue him and he keeps saying he's FINE, and then Sherlock rattles off why he isn't and John lists off his injuries and they take him home from the hospital and are very firm and cuddly by turns and there is much sexytiems to be had by all.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Torture
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011