The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Story Elements: UST
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Stories
"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Well, dear Watson.." by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movie line prompt: "Get that thing out of my face" only with penis.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes likes Watson's chest hair. A. lot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Adagio for Violin by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head
And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness......

UST, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Boxing by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Boxing/Gambling

Am I the only one who thinks Watson probably gets turned on as fuck watching Holmes box?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 673
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


Breathe by evie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has had a tooth pulled out and can't smoke as the suction would stop the wound from healing properly. This makes him very cranky and to solve this, Watson smokes for him i.e. takes a drag on his cigarette / pipe and blows the smoke into Holmes' mouth. This leads to very awkward sexual tension.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Conceived in Dreams by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson dreams that he is pregnant with Holmes' child(ren). Write the dream and/or his reaction to it. Can be established or non-established relationship, any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Mar 2011 Updated: 25 Mar 2011


Correspondence by purpletune Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Pre-relationship: Holmes has to stay out of the country for some reason, for months, maybe years, and he and Watson talk only through telegrams and letters.

It's during that time that they find out that their love for each other is mutual, and they write about how they can't wait to finally meet again and fuck one another silly.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Erotic punching by lonespark Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Consensual punching. Being hit can be hot but sometimes ya need more than a slap.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary and Irene share a kiss
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes working out on paper the reasoning behind his notion of himself and Watson as 'friends' and the possibility of becoming 'lovers'.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Feline Grace by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I’m the baddest chick and they don’t call me that for nothing
diamond princess straight VBS stuntin
like grey eyes, hour glass frame
still got the crown for best ass in the game
hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
so good it make em wanna tattoo my lips on em
I’m so bad and I rep that hood
pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
hair so fine make you do the hokey Cokey
a good stroke in and a good stroke out
now thats what I’m all about
I’m the baddest
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Fixation by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we please have Watson being turned on in the most innapropriate situations because an orally fixated Holmes just can't stop putting random objects in his mouth?

'Holmes have you seen my - GOOD GOD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TEACUP UNF' etc.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 449
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

gender-swap!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 594
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Heartfelt Thanks by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson - Watson saved Holmes ass back at the ship contruction place and Holmes owes him and doesn't hesitate showing his appreciation, despite being in a public place.

YES. THIS MEANS WHILE THEY ARE IN JAIL.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1126
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary:

Watson wants to learn some basic phrases in French. Obviously, Holmes is the ideal teacher.


Holmes teaches him phrases- dirty phrases (saying they mean the most innocent things) and makes Watson look him in the eyes and repeat them.

Watson soon realizes his words are affecting Holmes more than a simple greeting would.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: I just moved into my new place (in the same state because I'm a loser like that) and I want a fic about Holmes moving from his old flat to the infamous one on Baker Street. Maybe, a first meeting with Watson and a sexy encounter on the desk that just wouldn't fit up the goddamn stairs?(!) Anything you got I'll take, bb. =)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: A goodly bit of hand worship would make me very happy. Kissing, licking, sucking on the wrist and the palm and the knuckles; the incredible sensitivity of the flesh there and the vulnerability and intimacy of offering that part of one's body are amazing concepts to me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Homecoming by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Pre-canon Holmes/Stradivarius first time fic, followed by Watson/Holmes/Strad. Let the music-love flow!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John go dancing at the gay bar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: I Don't Feel Like Dancing (at the gay bar gay bar gay bar)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and Watson trapped in a lift. U-S-T-I-N-G.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


If Ink Holds True by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Sherlock/John at a gay bar dancing until they're about ready to fuck on the dance floor.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Kindling by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson and Lestrade having sex and Holmes spying and feeling aroused and dirty at the same time.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1548
[Report This] Published: 03 Sep 2011 Updated: 03 Sep 2011