The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Story Elements: Handjob
Other Results: 6 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

“I should have brought you a sedative.”
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Drugging, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 918
[Report This] Published: 23 Oct 2011 Updated: 23 Oct 2011


A Powerful Personality by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is a kind, amiable sort of man, polite and patient to a fault. In bed, however, he goes completely wild: rough, domineering, possessive, curses like a sailor, etc.

Holmes is arrogant and bossy, the very picture of cool control in all situations. But when he gets really aroused, he melts into a panting, mewling sub, malleable and begging for more

Your job: write about the first time they have sex, and then describe how (pleasantly) surprised they both are to see their partner's secret side.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69, D/s, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


As Ever by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson - sappy, slow, totally vanilla, romantic sex. I like me some hardfastroughsex as much as the next person, but I'd love to see the boys having a romantic night in. Preferably book!verse, but I'm not being picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Handjob
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Black Leather by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes fucks Watson's mouth while wearing leather gloves.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Hand Fetish, Handjob, Leather
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Oct 2011 Updated: 04 Oct 2011


Broke by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So I'm a little bit obsessed with BrokeStraightBoys.com.

Money is tight for Sherlock and John. So when they're offered $100 each by a random American dude to get naked for the camera, they go for it. Things progress from there and they end up with enough cash to go out for some really awkward Chinese food afterward.

Bonus points if Sherlock annoys the shit out of that obnoxious guy who films.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Cold Morning Air by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson sex under the covers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Consequences by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

But of course Watson catches on. Of course he does. And he decides to teach Holmes a lesson about what happens to sly, manipulitive subs: Instead of spanking Holmes he ties him to the bed and punishes him by making him cum several times in a row. I want to see a really ruthless hand job with no let up at all and stroking the sensitive tender parts right from one orgasm into another with a begging, desperate, totally undone Holmes.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Handjob, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Desire
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Depraved Soul by mistress_britt Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Whipping with that violin bow. Perhaps playfully at first, then gets more serious.
I wouldn't be opposed to Watson doing the whipping.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 476
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Filled by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Just write me some dirty, dirty H/W porn with bottom!Watson. Detailed fingering, spanking, bondage, D/s elements, anything and everything goes. I have only one requirement: Holmes playing with Watson's cummy hole aftewards ::::)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and Lestrade. NC-17. Not a lot of talking from Sherlock if possible. No talking would be preferable. Or nasty looks. Or thoughts. Oh, fuck this.

BBC Watson and Lestrade instead.

No, no. That doesn't work for me either. Martin Freeman looks like a depressed potato. Hmm. Aha!

BBC Lestrade and RDJHolmes. There! Perfect!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


If Ink Holds True by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes secretly writes smutty fanfiction about Watson.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob, UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


In Mates by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse. Watson/Holmes get arrested and fuck in front of the prison guards, who cheer Watson on. Holmes bottoms.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1751
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2011 Updated: 29 Jul 2011


Isshyo ni shibari by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes bound (shibari style), gagged, blindfolded, ears plugged, and then injected with a drug that makes him super sensitive to touch. He squirms in blissful agony until Watson finally gives him release.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, D/s, Fingering, Handjob, Ice Play, Sensory deprivation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Just Train Porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Porn on a train. Based on the second SH2: AGoS trailer.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Dark!Homophobic Watson tricks naive, curious Holmes into giving him a handjob.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Rather inconveniently, the idea of having my wrists bruised is a huge turn-on. I'd love for Sherlock/Holmes (or BBC!Lestrade) to share that kink.

'09 or BBC preferred.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Like Fingers Round My Throat
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: The prompt is BBCverse Watson being depreciating and dominating and etc towards virgin!holmes and completely buggering him. So that's what I wroted. And now I shares it with you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob, Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark, rainy thunderstorms turn Watson on.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


One Night in London by Feralious Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Before Holmes and Watson met, Holmes was raped. Later he falls in love with Watson, and then one time (first time or not is up to you) when they make love Watson calls Holmes the same pet name as the rapist did. (Or does something else that reminds Holmes of the rape.) Holmes freaks out. How can Watson gain his trust again?

Or if you want to make this really dark, maybe Watson was the rapist.

**

Movieverse, please.

Bonus points for violent rape flashback.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Biting, Handjob, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2727
[Report This] Published: 07 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes is in the mood for sex and Watson is languid/tired/sleepy, but allows Holmes have his way with him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Primal Force by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson always gets really turned on by watching Holmes beating up/getting beaten up by big, muscular, barely-dressed guys in the ring. 

This, combined with euphoria at winning stacks of money by betting on Holmes, makes Watson so horny that when Holmes exits the ring, he grabs him and drags him into a barely-private hiding spot (maybe a closet or an alleyway or a gap under the bleachers) while Holmes is still bruised and breathless and sweaty and half-naked, and fucks him wildly up against a wall.

Bonus for Watson telling Holmes in explicit detail how hot Holmes' boxing matches are, and Holmes complaining that now he's going to be distracted whenever he fights.

Double bonus for someone noticing Watson snatching Holmes and making it clear that he/she totally knows what Watson's about to do.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Quick And Dirty by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson fucks Holmes' mouth using his fingers. Sexy spit is involved. This is an art fill for the fic written by Wave_F_Sorrow found here:
http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3747.html?thread=269731#t269731
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Apr 2011 Updated: 16 Apr 2011


Rules by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade and Gregson jerking each other off after a tiring case.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011