The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Story Elements: Supernatural
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Stories
2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Ascendancy by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Deal with the devil by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes makes a deal with the devil that in exchange of his intellect, Watson's crippling leg and shoulder wounds will dissappear.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: I used to be a none-fearing consulting detective. Then I took an hook to the shoulder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412
[Report This] Published: 03 Jan 2012 Updated: 03 Jan 2012


Function and Form by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood's Raven. I need fic about the bird. It was a raven, right?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Home Sweet Home by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Watson is a sparkly vampire. Holmes is a werewolf that walks around shirtless. Make with the smut.
'09 verse."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 May 2011 Updated: 27 May 2011


Summary: watson is a werewolf and holmes is an ex-con. they both have magical powers and are trying to defeat she-who-must-not-be-named (maryireneadlermorston) and in a final show down holmes is killed by drapery. thereloveiscannon
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Kitchen Counter Craft by bowsofwrath Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was two plushie dolls of Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson is often portrayed as the 'white knight', the 'nice guy', and so on.
While Holmes is considerd the more 'shady' individual.

I want a story or art where Holmes is an Angel, and Watson is the devil...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural, Wings
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

I want to see a fic where Holmes really did take that tumble off the falls. BUT WAIT- when Watson is going through his friends belongings, he finds a certain little book o'spells. I want there to be a spell where you can bring someone back from the dead (Impossible, I know really) BUT, someone else must die to do it.

GIVE ME DARK WATSON TORTURE. I would really like to see his thought process. Why does he decide to go through with the spell? Who does he sacrifice? Mary? Painfull scenes with Mary being tortured in the ritual/angsty good-bye sex that she doesn't know is good-bye are welcome. Did Watson fully understand what Holmes did for his mental state before Holmes died?

It's up to anon on whether or not the spell actually works. But if it works, does Watson confess what he's done? What are Holmes reactions? I'm not looking for a happy fluffy bunny ending, but I would prefer if Holmes didn't turn Watson away completely. If the ritual doesn't work, how does Watson live with himself, or does he?

You can put any pairings in here, but at the core of it, I'd like it to be Holmes/Watson. Also, if you cannot write rituals/spellwork, I'm not picky. The spell itself is not important. What I really want to see is Watson's mental process, and how his actions change without Holmes around to tell him "that's enough."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a Halloween fic? Art? Anything?
Tentacle Holmes receives a halloween present from Steampunk Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Nov 2011 Updated: 04 Nov 2011


Summary: Holmes has some sort of unusual kink regarding Watson's person. Maybe he likes to imagine Watson is part bee, or pregnant, or diphallactic, or has a donut hole in the middle for all I know. Anyway, for evil or misguided reasons someone uses MAD FICTION SCIENCE to make his fantasy true. Surprise!!

The problem is, Watson did not really want to be a bee/pregnant/diphallactic/donut. Holmes must hunt for the cure for Watson's predicament while inwardly finding Watson's new form delightful and sexy.

Maybe Watson can reward him a bit when he finds the cure, or perhaps retain the power to consensually be a b/p/d/d/whatever at weekends ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack, Drama , Horror, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Masturbation, Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2011 Updated: 18 Nov 2011


On Mount Golgotha by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: THIS, YOU GUYS. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-012 GIVE HOLMES THIS.

Maybe he finds it at a client's home after their mysterious and horrible death and then becomes intrigued - no, obsessed - with it. Watson has to save him before he is consumed by it, like all the previous owners.

Give me manic, cocaine-fuelled 10-hour-long violin sessions while he plays and composes. Give me fingers worn down to bleeding. Give me insanity. Give me terrified and concerned Watson. Go!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Our Husband by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary dies (pause to wipe tears) and takes over Holmes' body. Cue body exploration and "WHY, HELLO WATSON!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Magic/Winchesters/Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Playing Games by random_nexus Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Were-Mycroft wakes Lestrade up for some games.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: When the Impossible Refuses to be Eliminated
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Posessed!Watson by roxy_skip Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So Holmes and Watson are being BFFs or lovers or however you fancy it; the point is, they are all banter and solid as a rock in their love for one another.

Then, Supernatural style (crossover fic?) Watson is possessed and proceeds to - kidnap? beat up? go nuts - a totally bewildered Holmes who simply can't believe what is happening or make logical sense of it...

Angst, h/c... happy ending! Please someone make my day with this.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Run! by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Get this image out of my head! A refix of a prompt I had long ago.



As he peered into the flatmates bedroom, watson had to put the cloth that he was holding up to his face. There laying on the bed, half convulsing was Holmes. His whole body drenched in sweat. But that was not what Watson was repulsed at.

His face was in a middle of a gruesome transformation.

His friend looked at him with bloodshot eyes, tired from the last convulsion. He pointed towards a piece of paper that was on the night stand. There scrawled roughly were the words...

You said once I wasn't human. I believe you were right.

At this Watson's heart broke.

Bonus points: for something pretty damn creative and not a werewolf. (if can't think of then allowable.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 535
[Report This] Published: 28 May 2011 Updated: 28 May 2011


Sentimental by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Bite marks aren't always sexy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sharklock by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Retired fisherman John meets Sharklock / Sherlock is a Mer.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Skins and Hearts by tayberhecate Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is as cannon and for some reason ends up alone on a beach. He finds a Selkie skin and doesn't take it, instead he minds it until Selki!Holmes comes to retrieve it at which point Watson lectures Holmes about taking better of his skin and then leaves. Holmes is intrigued.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3145
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2011 Updated: 16 Jun 2011


The Arrangement by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Okay, I know this was requested somewhere, so, here you go. (And, I do not care for Twilight--sorry--so, it's made old school.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has just returned to London from Afghanistan, and moves into 221B Baker Street, where he meets the ghost of Sherlock Holmes, who's been murdered. Over time, as he tries to help Holmes solve his own murder, he falls more and more in love with the ghost of a man he was supposed to meet.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 May 2011 Updated: 25 May 2011


The Left Hand Path by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knows Blackwood isn't using real black magic for his plans, because Holmes knows black magic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011