The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
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Story Elements: Asexuality
Other Results: 6 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Holmes and Sexual!Watson like to get together after Watson has orgasmed, so they can caress without restraint or UST (see above-mentioned delicious hugs.) Watson is just getting the hang of the whole 'love without face-chewing or orgasms' thing when Holmes springs a random spontaneous erection. Watson does not know what the hell to do!

Bonus if Holmes is totally laid back and 'what? Oh, ignore it' while Watson is all 'IDK WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS!!!'
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wants to want Watson the way Watson wants to be wanted but can't cause he's totally asexual. Cue guilty!Holmes and sad but understanding!Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Asexual!Hag Mary by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"You mean you've never..."
"No interest my dear. none whatsoever"
"Don't you even" *jerking motion*
"Good god, what use would that be?"
"HE'S GOT THE SEX DRIVE OF A DEAD PARROT MARY, STOP ASKING. I ROOMED WITH HIM FOR YEARS. HE'S GOT ABOUT AS MUCH INTEREST IN SEX AS I DO IN MARMOSETS"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual!Sherlock going through a phase of intense research about sexuality, pleasure and sexual attraction etc in the hopes that it would help him understand why everyone makes such a fuss about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Conversation at Night by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Asexual Holmes asks sexual Watson what sexual people enjoy so much about the whole process.

Watson explains it to him as best he can. No sex. No demonstrations. Just a conversation.

Bonus points if Watson's explaining something and Holmes is all, "so it's kind of like us?" and Watson thinks about it for a while before being all, "Yes though I wouldn't go bragging about that around town..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Fluent by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Fool me once by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson has a habit of gambling away his rent money. In order to pay the rent, he starts to pimp out Asexual!Holmes.
I just have this idea of Watson calling for Holmes, "There's a client for you." and Holmes getting really excited and comes out of his room. Then his face falls when he realizes it's that kind of client, and not a new case.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Mechanics and Sincerity by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Asexual Holmes lets Watson fuck him, or he fucks Watson with fingers, or anything with him just wanting to give Watson pleasure. With lots of kissing and whispering in each others ears.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Asexuality, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


The Hardest Part by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is not a sexual being at all, but he does love holding Watson in his arms as Watson jerks himself off.

incoherentwitharousal!Watson being held by calmsoothing!Holmes, plz? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The purest love by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets arrested for sodomy and is sent to do hard labor. Holmes, asexual but in love with Watson, falls apart without his friend.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Unexpected by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

John is asexual.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Was it good for you? by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: 'd kill for some asexual!Holmes … who has sex with (Watson) anyone, for whatever reason … and still isn't interested in it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011