The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Story Elements: Masturbation
Other Results: 7 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary: Molly uses a picture for some fantasies starring Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 896
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes likes Watson's chest hair. A. lot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson (or course)... this may sound odd, but lots of sexy tiems revolving around Watson's chest hair, I dunno, just sometime I'd like to see. Oh and lots of biting if you can fit it in. Maybe it's just me who thinks this...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Angsty masturbation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes alone in his room, fingering himself to orgasm while crying and thinking about Watson.

Maybe Watson has just moved away with Mary, or maybe he is still living with Holmes but Holmes has not had the courage to tell him about his feelings yet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Bed Intruder by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Basil tops. Everyone. He sets his sights on the human detective who lives outside his mousehole.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Mycroft watches you masturbate! {Picture of BBC!John in a phonebooth in prompt post}
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Consequences by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

But of course Watson catches on. Of course he does. And he decides to teach Holmes a lesson about what happens to sly, manipulitive subs: Instead of spanking Holmes he ties him to the bed and punishes him by making him cum several times in a row. I want to see a really ruthless hand job with no let up at all and stroking the sensitive tender parts right from one orgasm into another with a begging, desperate, totally undone Holmes.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Handjob, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Desire
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Anon is under a great deal of stress right now. So, of course, Anon is reading a great deal of porn as a distraction from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life. Anon came across this doozy of a line describing the painfuly arroused state of a voyer: 

"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief." 

So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires. 


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Delicious Side Effects by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment fill for "Yum! :D Please continue!".
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Disobedience by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Naturally Holmes disobeys and decides to take matters into hand and naturally Watson catches him at it. Naturally (hey, there wouldn't be a story otherwise). Cue disapproval and punishment spanking. Only Holmes discovers that he kind of likes being spanked...a lot. Embarrassed and unable to ask Watson for what he really wants he decides to be sneaky about it and lets Watson catch him at it yet again a few days later.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation, Orgasm denial, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Desire
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Duet For Violin by sanguineheroine Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Violins

(scroll down for fill)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Errant Comment: Thanks for all the orgasms kinkmemers. I haven't jacked off this often since I was 15.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Fifteen Minutes by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As Ratigan waits for Basil to fall into his trap, he fantasizes about how thoroughly he will bring the Great Mouse Detective down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Ratigan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Masturbation, NonCon
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Goodbye by luna_moonsilver Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Night before Waston moves out Holmes jumps him. Somewhere in the haze of dry humping and frantic undressing Watson tells Holmes to stop. Then, much to Watson's surprise, Holmes stops, rolls off him and stands and looks down at Watson on the floor with his shirt half unbuttoned and his pants down and his penis expressing very hard evidence that it was interested in the previous course of action. Cue Watson being too stubborn to admit he was sooooooo looking forward to their inevitable final fuck which he clearly expected to be able to protest to throughout and Holmes being all nonchalant about the fact that he KNOWS Watson wants him bad. Watson stubbornly jerks off. Holmes watches calmly. 

TL;DR: Watson isn't going to get the desperate goodbye fuck he had been fantasizing about.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1448
[Report This] Published: 24 Jun 2011 Updated: 24 Jun 2011


Gypsy Curse by sostrangechild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In Heat

Holmes pisses off some gypsy lady. She puts a spell on him, sending him into heat. Holmes is trying not to completely ruin the only friendship he has, but it's very difficult to act normal around Watson when he becomes painfully hard every time he enters the room.
H/W. Victorian something?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 May 2011 Updated: 12 May 2011


Handkerchief by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, unless I'm wrong, movie!Holmes pockets Irene's handkerchief at the boxing match and keeps taking it out throughout the movie to wipe bits of spattered face off himself. I think we all know what's needed: Holmes feeling up Irene's hanky while touching himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Hard Somethings by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Take any out of context quote from the books, and make it as pervy as you can. Like, every time Watson writes "That's amazing, Holmes!" I ejaculated. he means it literally. Any pairing, any verse! Just give it a very very dirty backstory.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Come on, y'all, it's Merry Month of Masturbation!

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes barging all in and stops like O.O when he sees him, except Holmes is just like "Hello, old chap. Didn't expect to see you so soon," and keeps going. What does Watson do?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. I think it'd be funny if Holmes tries to get Watson's goat by pretending nothing's happening and carrying on a conversation with him while still stroking himself off, but Watson refuses to rise to the bait (NO PUN INTENDED) so he just sits down on the settee and engages in conversation with Holmes as Holmes finishes, lies there for a moment recovering, then cleans himself up and gets dressed.

OOOORRRRRRRR

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes home, but just as he starts to open the door he catches sight of Holmes and stays outside the door peeping in through the crack. Of course Holmes is one sharp cookie and figures out right away that Watson is out there and starts enhancing his performance for Watson's benefit. Y'know, an extra roll of the hips here, and extra moan and whimper there. What happens next?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Holmes fingers himself by ashecroft Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is all like, "So Watson... want to bugger me?" to which Watson is all "Certainly-not-my-god-man-degrading-painful-damaging-illegal-won't-do-it". And Holmes is all, wtf are you talking about? and begins to enthusiastically finger himself being all "See Watson? It's highly-ah-ah-Enjoy-hnggggggggggh-able- oh, oh yesssssssssss."

Obviously Watson is not at all aroused by this.

Not at all.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Home Alone by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: One day while Holmes is out, Watson grabs the opportunity to masturbate to his heart's content. He's a loud, hot, writhing mess, not holding anything back as he strokes/fingers himself imagining that it's Holmes touching him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock to Watson, no established relationship, NOT for a case. I dare you to make it work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Jizz In His Pants by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson ejaculates on Holmes' violin, Holmes' retaliates by jizzing all over Watson's notes and books and things and it becomes a full on war: pipes, slippers, tools-NOTHING IS SAFE. (Until maybe they decide that coming in/on each other is much more pleasant. ...And less...sticky.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: John and Sherlock indulge in ageplay with a side of daddykink.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Daddy!Kink, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade discovers his kinks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011