The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Story Elements: Anal Play
Other Results: 6 Series
 
 
Stories
A Dreamy, Melodious Air by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

You know that bit at the end of The Sign of Four...

This part: "H[olmes] took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. Then I seemed to be floated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound until I found myself in dreamland..."

I want to see him playing it the same way, except while riding Watson at the same time. Granada/ACD and as steamy as possible, please! ;)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


A Travesty by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loves penetration for ots own sake. He always loses his erection when penetrated. Who cares, he just likes Watson to take him long and slow, or use his hand/fingers when he can't last out the slow pace.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fisting
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 19 Jun 2011


Broke by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So I'm a little bit obsessed with BrokeStraightBoys.com.

Money is tight for Sherlock and John. So when they're offered $100 each by a random American dude to get naked for the camera, they go for it. Things progress from there and they end up with enough cash to go out for some really awkward Chinese food afterward.

Bonus points if Sherlock annoys the shit out of that obnoxious guy who films.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Experiments by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

09' verse

Holmes/Watson

Watson wants dat ass...


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Filled by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Just write me some dirty, dirty H/W porn with bottom!Watson. Detailed fingering, spanking, bondage, D/s elements, anything and everything goes. I have only one requirement: Holmes playing with Watson's cummy hole aftewards ::::)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Holmes, Dr. Seuss style by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes tries to seduce Watson, a la Green Eggs and Ham style.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Cunnilingus, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Isshyo ni shibari by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes bound (shibari style), gagged, blindfolded, ears plugged, and then injected with a drug that makes him super sensitive to touch. He squirms in blissful agony until Watson finally gives him release.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, D/s, Fingering, Handjob, Ice Play, Sensory deprivation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


Like You Hate Me by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson cannot stop thinking about Holmes making him helpless, controlling him, doing what he wants with him. Bent over a desk. Tied to a chair. Gagged. Smacked with his violin bow. Forced to gag on his cock. Holmes pissing on him, cumming on his face. Choking him.

The list goes on and on. It's driving him mad.

Holmes, quite aware, wants to see how long it will take before Watson throws himself at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Bondage, D/s, Facials, Fellatio, Leather, Watersports
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mechanics and Sincerity by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Asexual Holmes lets Watson fuck him, or he fucks Watson with fingers, or anything with him just wanting to give Watson pleasure. With lots of kissing and whispering in each others ears.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Asexuality, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Voyeurism
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


One More Indignity by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: What happened after Holmes regained consciousness and before he was discovered by the maid.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Phallic Imagery by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson catches Holmes masturbating with a dildo. Initially Watson's all SHOCKED because of the depravity, but later finds it difficult not to think about Holmes with a penis shaped object inside him. He finds himself thinking about this often. And at night he finds himself thinking about it slowly...

A few weeks later he walks in on Holmes AGAIN, and finds himself lingering instead of running the fuck away. Holmes ups his performance to oscar worthy. Watson tries not to come in his pants.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Toys, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Procedure by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson play doctor.

They can be playing around on purpose, or Holmes can accidentally get aroused during a check-up, or however you want to do it. Let's just get some medical!kink up in this meme, plz.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Enemas, Medical Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 321
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: Victorian!Holmes (preferably RDJ!Holmes) somehow transports himself through time to the modern day. His portal through time opens up in a sex toy shop.

Super!Bonus points for Holmes being suddenly transported back through time with [whatever] still shoved up his ass. Watson has to extract [whatever] (an iPod!?) from his asshole while Holmes tells him all about the kinky things he discovered in the 21st century.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


The Only Drug I Need by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly discovers, through use of a word, that Sherlock used to be a sub. At first she doesn't know what that means, but then she starts to take advantage of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Cunnilingus, D/s, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Ice Play, Masturbation, Orgasm denial, Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Perfect Gift by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: For dark!Watson's birthday, dark!Mary gives him a pet.

Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Mary, Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, DubCon, Gagging, Orgasm denial, Threesomes, Virginity
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


To cross the line by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Her skin is pale like God's only dove
Screams like an angel for your love
Then she makes you watch her from above
And you need her like a drug
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Transport by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John having consensual sex with Sherlock who's brain is off solving puzzles and what have you the whole damn time:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Watson's Mark by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson walks in on Holmes post-masturbation and sees an opportunity.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Watson's Resolve
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Wish You Were Here by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Victorian!Holmes (preferably RDJ!Holmes) somehow transports himself through time to the modern day. His portal through time opens up in a sex toy shop.

He ends up with an ipod up his ass
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011