The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Story Elements: Voyeurism
 
 
Stories
Summary: Sequel to AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Mycroft watches you masturbate! {Picture of BBC!John in a phonebooth in prompt post}
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary loves her husband. Very much. But he's not always around because he's with his friend, Holmes (be it that he's sexing up Holmes or just out on cases, whatever).

So she steps out. A lot. It's not anything with emotional attachment. She just wants some attention.

What she doesn't know is that Watson gets off on watching her with other men. He just loves knowing other men want her that badly. So much so that he arranges it that her liaisons are with a disguised Holmes and he can watch them together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Fluent by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Foursome by the_rusty_bird Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene and Watson jointly seduce Holmes. Mary watches.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 211
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Hard Somethings by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Take any out of context quote from the books, and make it as pervy as you can. Like, every time Watson writes "That's amazing, Holmes!" I ejaculated. he means it literally. Any pairing, any verse! Just give it a very very dirty backstory.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Come on, y'all, it's Merry Month of Masturbation!

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes barging all in and stops like O.O when he sees him, except Holmes is just like "Hello, old chap. Didn't expect to see you so soon," and keeps going. What does Watson do?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. I think it'd be funny if Holmes tries to get Watson's goat by pretending nothing's happening and carrying on a conversation with him while still stroking himself off, but Watson refuses to rise to the bait (NO PUN INTENDED) so he just sits down on the settee and engages in conversation with Holmes as Holmes finishes, lies there for a moment recovering, then cleans himself up and gets dressed.

OOOORRRRRRRR

Holmes thinks Watson is going to be out on his rounds for AT LEAST another hour, so he's stretched out on the rug in front of the fire, gloriously naked, rubbing one out. Watson comes home, but just as he starts to open the door he catches sight of Holmes and stays outside the door peeping in through the crack. Of course Holmes is one sharp cookie and figures out right away that Watson is out there and starts enhancing his performance for Watson's benefit. Y'know, an extra roll of the hips here, and extra moan and whimper there. What happens next?? CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I don't know if such a fic has already been written, but ... Holmes and Watson are having sexy times, except Holmes can't get into the fun completely because Gladstone is right there staring at them. And won't go away even after Holmes chucks a shoe at him.

Bonus WTF points if Gladstone rips a fart half way and scares himself away from the scene.

Some more bonus points if the next day in the park, the reverse situation occurs and Watson is all "See, Gladstone doesn't give a damn when we watch him".
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


I Got Mine by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has pretty much deduced that John masturbates in the shower [...] It stops being a game with himself about deducing John and more an increasing urge to actually hear/see John getting off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: "I love how I don’t know where this is going! *nibbles fingernails*"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Kindling by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson and Lestrade having sex and Holmes spying and feeling aroused and dirty at the same time.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST, Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1548
[Report This] Published: 03 Sep 2011 Updated: 03 Sep 2011


Summary:

Irene or Mary (MAJOR COOKIES IF YOU DO BOTH) some how make Holmes and Watson kiss/make out/whatever. And of course, watch. 
I don't care how you do it, how long it is, etc. But pleeaaaasssseeee someone do this!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 841
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Naked!Holmes in heels by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes wearing nothing but a pair of red high heels.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Voyeurism
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Phallic Imagery by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson catches Holmes masturbating with a dildo. Initially Watson's all SHOCKED because of the depravity, but later finds it difficult not to think about Holmes with a penis shaped object inside him. He finds himself thinking about this often. And at night he finds himself thinking about it slowly...

A few weeks later he walks in on Holmes AGAIN, and finds himself lingering instead of running the fuck away. Holmes ups his performance to oscar worthy. Watson tries not to come in his pants.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Toys, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Pherenomes by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes experiments with pheromones. What happens when he sprinkles them on Watson's favorite chair and watches from a safe distance?

I'm a whore for furniture!humping porn.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Show yourself a man and disrobe now .

Can we have some Watson/Mary, Holmes/Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Hardest Part by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is not a sexual being at all, but he does love holding Watson in his arms as Watson jerks himself off.

incoherentwitharousal!Watson being held by calmsoothing!Holmes, plz? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Wager by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Irene, mutual masturbation. Any scenario. 'You show me/I show you', as an act of foreplay before actual fucking, anything. Thrill me, smut-writers
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: A tiger will kill Watson if he doesn't mate with his partner, Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Trio by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Somehow Watson is in the hotel room when Holmes and Irene are there. He hides and watches as Holmes beds Adler and gets seriously turned on by it. But by Holmes not Adler. Is author's choice if he gets to join in or not.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Voyurism minifill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

There's a bit in the movie "Wilde" where Oscar Wilde is sitting in a chair in a hotel room, smoking, watching Bosie fuck some guy. He isn't doing anything in particular, just sitting there, smoking, getting a voyeuristic eyeful. I find this incredibly erotic.

I want something like this.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011